TheBetty Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 And it smells like McDonalds burgers! Big Macs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 7, 2012 Author Share Posted September 7, 2012 (edited) Big Macs With bacon. . In Baras' opinion, no burger is complete without bacon. Edited September 7, 2012 by Ardim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Darth Baras' force scream comes from the other end of his body. I actually got a visual after I posted this of the Hope cutscene. When Satele force pwns Malgus against the wall. Replace her with Baras bending over :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 7, 2012 Author Share Posted September 7, 2012 (edited) I actually got a visual after I posted this of the Hope cutscene. When Satele force pwns Malgus against the wall. Replace her with Baras bending over :eek: If my Warrior knew Baras could do that, he would never have trolled him repeatedly during his time as his apprentice Edited September 7, 2012 by Ardim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 If my Warrior knew Baras could do that, he would never have trolled him repeatedly during his time as his apprentice Darth Farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Everywhere he goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 7, 2012 Author Share Posted September 7, 2012 Everywhere he goes. I can actually picture my Warrior doing that *Isaac pops up behind Baras and begins to play the music* Baras: Stop that infernal racket! ... You dare mock me!?... I will eat- *Falls down* Vette: *Takes a picture of Baras' form* Profit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 (edited) i can actually picture my warrior doing that *isaac pops up behind baras and begins to play the music* baras: Stop that infernal racket! ... You dare mock me!?... I will eat- *falls down* vette: *takes a picture of baras' form* profit! Posts it on Facebook Edited September 7, 2012 by TheBetty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 The elevators on every planet are soo big because Baras' got sick of seeing the 'Weight Limit Exceeded' light come on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacula Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 ...by dropping him on it, finally confirming Fez Burba's fears for the core seismic stability of the entire planet. I like the mental image of people in the streets panicking while Darth Baras slowly falls toward the planet like an asteroid, all while Fez Burba (in his stupid hat) screams "I told you! I told you all! The end is night! THE END IS NIIIGHHHHH!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uluain Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 The elevators on every planet are soo big because Baras' got sick of seeing the 'Weight Limit Exceeded' light come on. Is he also the explanation for the ones we see sometimes that are broken, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CephalicRex Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Baras was the original plan for the Death Star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmugglersLuck Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Baras was a Hutt in his former life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icerose Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 When Darth Baras moves in bed to find the cool side, avoidance systems on starships around Tatooine and Ilum go off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird_of_Thunder Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 the reason Baras wears so much armor is because he is, in act, a blind, deaf, comatose, lobotomy patient. and the sith cant use cookies to bring people to the dark side. why? Baras ate them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joushigun Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Darth Baras is, in fact, Marlon Brando... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheManAndres Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Cake is a lie, there is only pie. Through pie, I gain fat. Through fat, I gain weight. Through weight, I gain body mass. Through body mass, my belt is broken. The couch shall set me free. some time ago I made a very similar code and I said it in the fleet of either jedi covenant or red eclipse (cant remember) and I admit I think yours is better. I was wondering did you use some of my "rewritten code of the sith"? but my intentions where not to make fun of Baras but rather that I waned to use the line cake is lie , there is only pie? (another thing how do i make qoutes say your name?) its for you ardiin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandorain Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 That pressure you feel is not Barases force power its his gravitational pull. OOOOOOOOOOH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Obi-Wan: "That's no moon. It's Darth Baras!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 10, 2012 Author Share Posted September 10, 2012 some time ago I made a very similar code and I said it in the fleet of either jedi covenant or red eclipse (cant remember) and I admit I think yours is better. I was wondering did you use some of my "rewritten code of the sith"? but my intentions where not to make fun of Baras but rather that I waned to use the line cake is lie , there is only pie? (another thing how do i make qoutes say your name?) its for you ardiin No, I made it from scratch. The cake is a lie is a Portal reference. To quote, go to my post and press Quote on the top right of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Darth Baras has never experienced Hyperspace travel. There is no ship capable of carrying him at that speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liammozz Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Darth Baras is so fat he uses saber throw to put his belt on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uluain Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Darth Baras has never experienced Hyperspace travel. There is no ship capable of carrying him at that speed. "Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly through a star or bounce too close to Darth Baras, and that would end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalkingDinosaur Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 At the end of the Sith Warrior story... If you choose to kill Baras when he falls over if you have your speakers high enough you can hear a silent thud echo through the ground as if he jiggled on impact. Made me giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joushigun Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Darth Baras use to be muscular and thin, but one day he got stuck in an elevator with a Hutt....the Hutt was never seen again....but Baras put on a good fifty stone that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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