Im giving the OP a generous

 

1/10

If you are so myopic you can't recognize a well written and concise itemization of the play-flaws in this game, just subsist with weak acknowledgements of your own laziness.

I agree with most of OP's criticisms... but, even more importantly, I energetically endorse this creative and amusing way of voicing those criticisms! Not a single childish /fail or "you suck", lazy, uneducated pretense in the whole thing! Kudos!!!

If you are so myopic you can't recognize a well written and concise itemization of the play-flaws in this game, just subsist with weak acknowledgements of your own laziness.

 

All I saw was a write up by a WoW fanboy with a bad computer /shrug

All I saw was a write up by a WoW fanboy with a bad computer /shrug

You've mentioned it as much as he did...

You've mentioned it as much as he did...

Yea, I was referencing this part of the humor:

The talents and skills? New and never before seen. In fact, WoW went so far as to completely rip off Bioware and steal all of their skills and class abilities. I mean just look at this evidence!

 

Priest vs Sage - http://www.iron.fjmaps.com/pictures/...W%20Priest.png

Warrior vs Warrior - http://i.imgur.com/UmcMV.jpg

I smell a lawsuit.

The irony in this is hysterical!

Computer reference was to the engine, I run at max settings and get rare hiccups in fleet when there's 240+ people around, that's it.

LOL - what are you the OPs agent?

That post wasn't even interesting enough to help my bowel movement this morning.

If you are so myopic you can't recognize a well written and concise itemization of the play-flaws in this game, just subsist with weak acknowledgements of your own laziness.

 

I agree with most of OP's criticisms... but, even more importantly, I energetically endorse this creative and amusing way of voicing those criticisms! Not a single childish /fail or "you suck", lazy, uneducated pretense in the whole thing! Kudos!!!

qft lol.

All I saw was a write up by a WoW fanboy with a bad computer /shrug

You should go speak with your Jedi Master and ponder on this more; also, how do you feel about premades in PvP?

After all that and you still playing the game? Damn, you are just a gluten for punishment now aren't you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gluten

That may well be the Godzilla of Strawman arguments.

 

I salute you, for having the time and energy and rage with which to craft that monstrosity of bad logic and hyperbole.

 

Now, let it roam forth and rage in futility. Let it roar in outrage and spew bile upon an empty landscape, devoid of people who care.

A straw man or straw person, also known in the UK as an Aunt Sally,[1][2] is a type of argument and is an informal fallacy based on misrepresentation of an opponent's position.[3] To "attack a straw man" is to create the illusion of having refuted a proposition by replacing it with a superficially similar yet unequivalent proposition (the "straw man"), and to refute it, without ever having actually refuted the original position.[3][4] This technique has been used throughout history in polemical debate, particularly in arguments about highly charged, emotional issues.

I do wish you Xbox gen people would actually use things in context.

ISD, /salute very nice piece of satirical writing, its just a shame the preteeners dont understand satire or reverse logical arguments.

qft lol.

 

 

 

You should go speak with your Jedi Master and ponder on this more; also, how do you feel about premades in PvP?

I love premades I thought I'd made this clear already

LOL - what are you the OPs agent?

That post wasn't even interesting enough to help my bowel movement this morning.

Sounds like you have more serious problems than the quality of humor in the OP

Man yes STWOR is a really good game and as for WoW yes they take every good ideas from other MMO and make it look like it's theirs but if you played other MMO and I tried a lots, you know that a lots of their supposedly awsome ideas are just stolen from other MMO's

Basically. The MMO market wasn't seven digits long when Warcraft hit, so there weren't this many people focusing on how it was basically EverQuest with poorer than (at the time of 2004) modern graphics.

A straw man or straw person, also known in the UK as an Aunt Sally,[1][2] is a type of argument and is an informal fallacy based on misrepresentation of an opponent's position.[3] To "attack a straw man" is to create the illusion of having refuted a proposition by replacing it with a superficially similar yet unequivalent proposition (the "straw man"), and to refute it, without ever having actually refuted the original position.[3][4] This technique has been used throughout history in polemical debate, particularly in arguments about highly charged, emotional issues.

 

I do wish you Xbox gen people would actually use things in context.

 

ISD, /salute very nice piece of satirical writing, its just a shame the preteeners dont understand satire or reverse logical arguments.

Do you need me to tear apart that monstrosity of an original post to show you the exact parts where he misrepresents things? Where he sets up absolute terms that were never used by TOR/BW?

Do you need me to hold your hand and label them in detail as I do so?

Holy crap, this forum has so much more to amaze you with!

I mean, all the OP just posted is totally new stuff you haven't even seen people been screaming about in countless threads on this forum. This must be a new patch bringing so MUCH CHANGE to the game it is now in a totally playable state. Think I should unsub ASAP, because you can't play such a perfect game anymore, right?

But it seems like you OP just did it so many times, I can't even count. You are my hero undoubtedly. This ability to unsub while crying out loud on forums about how PERFECT the game is. Wish I had it. You and your like are all resemble zen-buddhists to me. Observing the beauty form aside, admiring on forums.

Just look at the past few months:

too late alrdy unsubbed due to these horrible changes and yet no fix to resolve system but instead they made it more horrible than it alrdy is

Im not gonna waste my money giving these guys 15$ a month anymore, hope they lose their jobs since they dont have a clue of waht they are doing

Yup, I also unsubbed as well and those are my reasons too

I have been playing this game since early release and just 2 days ago i ended my subscription

I dont see the game expanding with other types of content such as pod racing, pazaak etc.

All i see coming is more raids, warzones, and flashpoints,

I actually want to list my reasons for quitting, i copied it from a previous post but oh well:

And this aint a complete list!

This ability to unsub is GODLIKE!! I'll probably never achieve such a level of enlightenment

- Day night cycle? More like menstrual cycle. Grow up, babies.

I stopped after i saw that. Not worth my time to read all the rest....

I guess OP dont have clue what modern MMO especially AAA titles should have. That is pretty nasty insult that may be worth even warning from mods.

Day and night cycles majority 2-5 year old MMO's even have this, it gives whole other feeling when you play mmo.

Imagine running around at night with your lightsaber only source of meaningful light....

Holy crap, this forum has so much more to amaze you with!

 

I mean, all the OP just posted is totally new stuff you haven't even seen people been screaming about in countless threads on this forum. This must be a new patch bringing so MUCH CHANGE to the game it is now in a totally playable state. Think I should unsub ASAP, because you can't play such a perfect game anymore, right?

 

But it seems like you OP just did it so many times, I can't even count. You are my hero undoubtedly. This ability to unsub while crying out loud on forums about how PERFECT the game is. Wish I had it. You and your like are all resemble zen-buddhists to me. Observing the beauty form aside, admiring on forums.

 

Just look at the past few months:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And this aint a complete list!

This ability to unsub is GODLIKE!! I'll probably never achieve such a level of enlightenment

/owned

ISD, /salute very nice piece of satirical writing, its just a shame the preteeners dont understand satire or reverse logical arguments.

Sarcasm is not satire.

Satire requires wit.

I stopped after i saw that. Not worth my time to read all the rest....

 

I guess OP dont have clue what modern MMO especially AAA titles should have. That is pretty nasty insult that may be worth even warning from mods.

Day and night cycles majority 2-5 year old MMO's even have this, it gives whole other feeling when you play mmo.

Imagine running around at night with your lightsaber only source of meaningful light....

You should have finished his post if you think he doesn't want day/night cycles...lemme give you a hint: The post was steep with sarcasm.

Well played sir. Well played!

((Better than Sir Copperfield. ))

Sarcasm is not satire.

 

Satire requires wit.

I believe there is a bridge missing its troll, and a village desperately looking for its idiot. I suggest you head home before they get worried any further.

Do you need me to tear apart that monstrosity of an original post to show you the exact parts where he misrepresents things? Where he sets up absolute terms that were never used by TOR/BW?

 

Do you need me to hold your hand and label them in detail as I do so?

An understanding of arguemental English vocabulary would also help on your part.

As I see it there is no misrepresentations, just uncomfortable facts for the fanboi/shill.

An understanding of arguemental English vocabulary would also help on your part

An understanding of spelling "argumental" would help you as well.