vizionblind Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Luke-warm tee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocping Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Darth Vader and Luke. Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!" Luke exclaims "But how??!?" "It's true Luke, *breath* I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke tries to ignore this, but tears himself free, screaming "How could you know this?!" Vader replies, "I felt your presents." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andryah Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Luke-warm tee hee OK, you got me.... I LOLed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vizionblind Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 hehe thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoobie Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Aurrelio: Thank you! Alright folks, let's hear 'em...your best (and probably worse) Star Wars jokes! and um...keep it clean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiva Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I read it first when Phantom Menace came out, it's still one of my favourite pieces of SW humor, so here it is - the super secret extended I AM YOUR FATHER scene from ESB: The Empire Strikes Back: Extra-Special Edition INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER: A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down. Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! Darth Vader: No... I am your father! Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible. Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true. Luke: NO! Darth Vader: Yes, it is true, and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours? Luke: Threepio? Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old... Luke: No...! Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp. Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star! Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single- handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship! Luke: Well, it's not my fault... Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!" Luke: Shut up... Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights! Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon. Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here, baby! {Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.} Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose son you are, but you sure ain't mine... {Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.} {Darth Vader looks after him.} Darth Vader: Get a haircut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikModi Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 An oldie but a goldie: Why is duct tape like the Force? It is a light side, a dark side, and it "binds the galaxy together." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaste Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents. *ba dum tsk* x.x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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