Anysao Posted January 26, 2013 Author Share Posted January 26, 2013 I just entered the Shrine of Healing on Voss now and my HK just said: "Complaint: the Shrine of Healing... so this is where the Voss undo all my hard work!" ROFL! Omg.. HK's will be hilarious until the end of time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightshadeBlue Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 (edited) Zash: Good. I saw the last acolyte arrive. I want to see the hopefuls off on their final trial. Where is...umm...What's his name...the red one, Fhon? Overseer: He finished his trial early so I sent him on rather than keep him waiting for this. Zash: Pity. I just finished translating the wonderful text this acolyte brought from Tulak Hord's tomb and it's most illuminating. I do not know if the map can be retrieved without it. SI: Uh oh Fhon's in trouble. Overseer: It's too late, Fhon already left. You can't just.... Zash: What, give one acolyte an unfair advantage over another? Overseer when is being sith ever been about being fair? That made me laugh for a good minute. Edited January 26, 2013 by NightshadeBlue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enako Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 most of the lines in between rita and smuggler are funny while playing male smuggler . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptRavenous Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 (edited) Sith Warrior class quest on Voss. Voss mission-giver is explaining that I need a bone amulet held by a Voss Shaman in order to advance further in the quest line. His last sentence before I leave to retrieve the amulet. "You need him to give you the Bone." I laughed pretty hard. Funniest line I've seen in almost any game yet. Edited January 27, 2013 by CaptRavenous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Zash: Good. I saw the last acolyte arrive. I want to see the hopefuls off on their final trial. Where is...umm...What's his name...the red one, Fhon? Overseer: He finished his trial early so I sent him on rather than keep him waiting for this. Zash: Pity. I just finished translating the wonderful text this acolyte brought from Tulak Hord's tomb and it's most illuminating. I do not know if the map can be retrieved without it. SI: Uh oh Fhon's in trouble. Overseer: It's too late, Fhon already left. You can't just.... Zash: What, give one acolyte an unfair advantage over another? Overseer when is being sith ever been about being fair? That made me laugh for a good minute. That whole chain is awesome. My Favorite part though is... paraphrasing Harkin: Ffon, you will go to the Library and translate the recently found log of Marka Ragnos as per Lord Vash's request. Ffon: Yes Overseer Harkin: Slave, you will enter the man eating beast filled tomb of Tulak Hord, make your way past deadly traps and retrieve a datacron from a pyramid that no one has been able to open for thousands of years. Inquisitor: At least I'm not going to the Library, yaaaawn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted January 28, 2013 Author Share Posted January 28, 2013 Zash: Good. I saw the last acolyte arrive. I want to see the hopefuls off on their final trial. Where is...umm...What's his name...the red one, Fhon? Overseer: He finished his trial early so I sent him on rather than keep him waiting for this. Zash: Pity. I just finished translating the wonderful text this acolyte brought from Tulak Hord's tomb and it's most illuminating. I do not know if the map can be retrieved without it. SI: Uh oh Fhon's in trouble. Overseer: It's too late, Fhon already left. You can't just.... Zash: What, give one acolyte an unfair advantage over another? Overseer when is being sith ever been about being fair? That made me laugh for a good minute. i remember this one from the beta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthFletcher Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Alderaan Rep: You over hear a conversation, in which one of the participants says "Two weeks! two weeks! we'll be either dead or singing the Imperian national anthem" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkondo Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Jedi Consular to Duras Fain "You and Master Yuon, thats not an image I needed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafaman Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 There are many funny lines. But I love this one... it may have been covered but it is worth repeating. The whole scene makes me laugh every time and most especially the tubbie remark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haggardbr Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 There are many funny lines. But I love this one... it may have been covered but it is worth repeating. The whole scene makes me laugh every time and most especially the tubbie remark. HOOOOOOOOOLY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! I loved that... I'm laughing so hard I can't stop! Now I want to play a BH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObiWanJabroni Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 in honor of the elder scrolls online going to beta soon: "...I took a blaster bolt to the knee"- jedi questgiver in the new player area on Tythlon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafaman Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Not sure this one has been mentioned. Check out the first half of this Vid. I love this game. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 1, 2013 Author Share Posted February 1, 2013 Not sure this one has been mentioned. Check out the first half of this Vid. I love this game. LOL! The funny thing is, on my male agent, the baroness cheated on her husband! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darshanna Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 These may not be the funniest but they made me smile. Playing a trooper on both occasions: 1) Alderaan- talking to Katei Panteer:- You: I'll take him down as long as it's a good Republican man who replaces him Katei: If you get Bouris Ulgo off the throne I don't care if you replace him with a Wookiee! 2) Nar Shadda Bonus Quest:- IK-4C: Republic Special Forces target will be stored for later elimination. You: Pipe down rust bucket. My combat droid's spare parts are bigger than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voren_Kurn Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/lost_meteor/Screenshot_2012-06-07_18_43_40_878854_zpsff79642d.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/lost_meteor/Screenshot_2012-06-07_18_43_46_186157_zps5abd9417.jpg Imperial Officer- The only arrival code we've received is for Imperial Starship 2423T6H3L5, Pilot Lieutenant Commander Ina'irolia'kleoni, of the Chiss Alliance. Montague (My Smuggler with Legacy Chiss unlocked) "I know I don't look very Chiss. My parent's were surprised, too." Me IRL- "But...I AM a Chiss! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinapus Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Mentioned here already, just wanted to say I completed Alderaan this weekend with my scoundrel and found the scene vs the duelist to be hilarious. Does anyone not pick the [shoot him] option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthtrunkmonkey Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Mentioned here already, just wanted to say I completed Alderaan this weekend with my scoundrel and found the scene vs the duelist to be hilarious. Does anyone not pick the [shoot him] option? i picked the shoot him option lol, and he got beat by a girl...so much for being a good duelist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightshadeBlue Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 There are many funny lines. But I love this one... it may have been covered but it is worth repeating. The whole scene makes me laugh every time and most especially the tubbie remark. Haha...Notice he didn't bounce that well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joesixxpack Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 (edited) Assassin to Smuggler after headshotting someone: "Did you think (spoiler) would let you interfere again?" Smuggler: "Join the party. You're just in time for cake." ::Pew Pew:: Edited February 5, 2013 by Joesixxpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupson Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 A nice agent collection: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serenitty Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 (F) Sith warrior at the unfinished colossus, talking to your story quest contact You: Slaves, they're never satisfied Vette: I'd be happy if you just took this shock collar off You: But then I wouldn't be able to this! (shocks her) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbanzai Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 It is blue nonagon and horrible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreePrometheus Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Trymbo: "Have you been talking to my wife? Don't listen to her, she's been dead 20 years now" "You are clearly not a gundark, your ears are too small." "If you do die, please do come back and tell me all about it, wont you..." Pretty much anything that guy says has me in stitches every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 It is blue nonagon and horrible! Well? Which is it? Blue or horrible?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killbillagain Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Vette: " "Alright! Back to sith business. Grr." 1000 000 internets to you sir..... that lime cracks me up every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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