YeOldeRepublic Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Time for some Friday levities... what are your favorite funny lines from the game? I have two: 1. IA Ops infiltrating a meeting disguised as a droid: "Sorry, is this meeting for terrorists only?" 2. Imperial class on Taris, cutting Thana Vesh off: "The Emperor's calling, Thana, I should really take that call." What are yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
branmakmuffin Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Male Warrior to Satele Shan on the holo in Black Talon: "You're deluding yourself" (with dismissive hand wave). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rankyn Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Somewhere on Alderaan: "If your daughter returns in less than pristine condition, don't blame me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defecter Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Vette: "All right, back to Sith business. Grr!" /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savej Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Off the top of my head - forgetting a lot: JK class quest dialog chain towards the end on Coruscant or Nar Shadaa (can't remember): "3) He gets one chance then BAM!" Kira to Darth Angral's demand for her to join the dark side: "I'd rather jump out an airlock naked!" (There was a concern she might obey). Scoundrels get a bunch of good ones. My favorite was during the setup for a formal duel you can just "Shoot him." and "Shoot him again" - after which you have won without going into combat. Zash and Khem are funny but that's all spoilery. Ashara (ls), trying to recruit jedi supporters ("They attacked me and I had to kill them (cry)!") - she was such a bimbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cessna_X Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Anysao already made this thread: http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=320294 I guess I just posted about 100 pages worth of funny lines. Do I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufussay Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 My two favorite so far (paraphrased): JK conversation with Doc "I'm looking for a disease, but all the good ones are taken, take years to treat, or are just embarrassing ones like Bothan Nether Rot" "Bothan Nether Rot?" "Let's just say that if you start getting purple swelling down there... let me know so I can get off your ship" Smuggler Gree Enclave Sidequest "Droid, your bizarre praise makes it all worthwhile" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthMurdek Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Some guy on alderaan. "I would rather Alderaan be blown to smitherines than be under imperial control" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zchsry Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Inquisitor in Alderaan "how dare you torture someone without me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giondi Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 The first time you meet the Sith on Tattooine in the Smuggler story missions: Bowdaar: "She makes my fur itch." On Korriban: Sith Jailer: "If I hear one more chirp out of you, little bird-" Vette: "Chirp. Chirpchirpchirp." At the end of Kaon Under Siege: Inquisitor: "You've outlived your usefulness." Pilot: "But I told you everything I know... oh..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafaman Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Kaliyo in answer to how she came to be there: "I slid out my mothers womb and picked up a blaster." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTHC Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 "...the governor may be cowering in his bunghole..." I swear the voice actor says that. I'm sure the script said, "bunker," but he says what I wrote above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giondi Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 "...the governor may be cowering in his bunghole..." I swear the voice actor says that. I'm sure the script said, "bunker," but he says what I wrote above. Does he need TP? Are they threatening him? Hmm... not a line a character says in a conversation, but a guildie (Sniper) shortly after launch over Vent: "Warriors get a handsome military officer, Inquisitors get a yummy space pirate and I get stuck with... bugboy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infernixx Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 In one of Gaunt's companion conversations, he's describing an ex-girlfriend of his as both beautiful and rich and the Bounty Hunter goes "Is she single?" At which point, Mako calls out from the other room "I heard that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhalius Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 This thread just reminds me of how much funnier KOTOR is in comparison. Sith officer in the manaan cantina when your female char ends conversation: "Everything I am saying you are holding against me. If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?" So many great conversations between your companions as well.. like Mission asking Bastilla about using the force for fun, Mission talking about grooming and clothing Zaalbar, Bastilla talking with Carth about losing her lightsaber, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimdante Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 A lot of great smuggler lines. " Fantastic! I won't even haggle down on your fee. That's how much I respect you.." Viidu "I'll do it, on one condition - if I die, you have to build a statue in my honor. An Expensive one." - Smuggler Alderaan Noble... "Damn him! Damn his eyes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewski Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I post this one in every one of these threads, and it still cracks me up. Sith Inquisitor - "I love assassinating assassins. They always look so ... surprised." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anwg Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Not exact quotes, but Doc: [a story about running a blockade to deliver medicine or some such] Doc: medicine can be a dangerous profession sometimes Knight: for you or your patients? It was worth the negative affection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedip_enguin Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Nobody has posted this yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarathis Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Been a while but, when my Smuggler was about to get lucky on Belsavis, Guss looked at me in disgust and said something along the lines of, "What, AGAIN!? Seriously, Captain, we're going to have to come up with a signal or something..." I was laughing for about ten minutes straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeatRacer Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Guss has all the best lines. One of my faves, when you click on him in open world, he'll sometimes say something like, "I'm all out of stories, unless you want to hear about the time I was caught juggling lightsabers in my underwear". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agamemnon- Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpeningToEndgame Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 There's a line that HK says during a quest on Alderaan that's friggin hilarious. The one house you visit that has all the stairs. He calls them fat or something. I died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeny Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 BH at the end of Corelia where the Darth guy asks the BH if the BH has any parting words to the audience. One option is talk about business and the BH goes on to say she can take on any contract wherever etc. The Darth then goes "A sales pitch is not what I had in mind..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtJeremy Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Nobody has posted this yet? Hands down the best one in the game. If you didn't laugh at this, I am deeply saddened by out society. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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