I'm trying to remember lines from my Sith Warrior... but it's been so long.

 

I kind of remember one, it had me smirking just at the fact it -wasn't- a Dark side choice.

 

There's an Imperial soldier complaining about this Voss artist in the questline to win them over.

 

I selected the option [Choke Him] and I think my SW said, extremely calmly while this man is dying:

 

'You will do whatever you can to help facilitate this man's needs. Is that understood?'

 

I think it was the casualness of the whole event that makes it stick out to me.

I cant remember the exact name of the quest, but it was done as a warrior on Dromund Kaas where you're sent to kill the renegade sith lord's son. If you choose the option to save him and kill the sith lord, and flirt up his mom to the point she's willing to sleep with you, Vette says something to the effect of "Any Spaceport in a storm, huh?". Win.

 

Basically, Vette's dialogue is all that is awesome.

My sith warrior has a catch phrase.

 

There wont be a heart left beating![/

Edited January 16, 2012 by Chanez

My Bounty Hunter confronts a Jedi she's been sent to kill. He waves his hand to force persuade her into surrendering herself, saying, "You will surrender yourself". She looks over at Mako, shrugs, and then waves her hand at the Jedi in return, saying, "And you will realize what a complete idiot you are."

 

Don't know what was more epic, the line, or the shock and dismayed cry from the Jedi's padawan, who must've never seen the Jedi's force persuade fail so spectacularly.

IA

 

"I'll be stained with blood from head to toe."

 

"I could use a break from the tough jobs."

 

Both of those are repeatable, but I still love hearing them.

T7 when op the ship: "T7 = part of Jedi Order // T7 = want a lightsaber upgrade."

I love the SW "I don't do dramatic pauses"

 

People in games do have a tendency to pause for dramatic effect more often then they do in real life.

"Be right back. I'm gonna go climb a tree before we leave." - Bowdaar, Alderaan.

"Now you're dumb, ugly and dead."

- Corso Riggs

When reporting a group of soldiers on Ord Mantell for having civilians run through a minefield. "Nope, refugees blowing up everywhere."

 

When responding to a bombing on Tatooine as a Trooper, you find that protocol droids have been turned into suicide bombers. Five of them will rush you saying "I am pleased to make your acquaintance!" And explode.

 

"If I die, I want to be buried with my ship"

"I always wanted to be a starship captain" -Sith Inquisitor, Male. Romancing Ashara....BWHAHAHAHAHA. O wait were we supposed to put down our favorite dialogue choice? my bad.

Seriously? I have so many:

 

"Bring on the whole damned army! I'll take them all on" - SW

"I am Sith. I mastered the trials of Korriban and I have come for your Jedi and their allies. I will burn their cities, their planets and their stars. For this is the Sith way." - SW

"You have fought well, hold your head up high as you die" - SW

"Ask for no quarter and expect none. Die like Sith!" - SW

"Noone challenges me and lives" - SW

"Murder and Mayhem await" - SI

 

Possibly my favourite is the not-so-closet gay british voice acting and the HEAP of innuendos.

 

"I've got the best hardware... and the best prices"

"Looking to UPgrade your ARSEnal?" - emphasised intonations capitalised

"See anything you like give me a wink"

 

Or the 2V-C8's innuendos

 

"A task? Just for you?! Oh THANK YOU Master"

"Seeing you come onto the ship really warms my circuitry Master... I am a very lucky droid"

 

Or anything that comes out of Talos Drellik's mouth:

 

"Oh... my... goodness! We won!"

<His spongebob squarepants freakout when entering the tomb on Hoth>

 

Your male character and his homoerotic exchange in the airdock:

 

"Erm... I was thinking... perhaps I could... join you?" - Talos

"Excellent! I was looking for someone with strange tastes!" - SI

 

I laughed for so long upon hearing that the game afk logged me out.

Edited January 20, 2012 by Lexandar

A great line that always makes me LOL is one of the droid companion. I may not remember it correctly but it goes like this:

 

"Greetings master! You seem fit and deadly, as always!"

 

It's not only what he says but the way he speaks that make me laugh. Yesterday I heard him say something for the first time that made me laugh too. Again, can't remember exactly:

 

"Master I did "blah-blah-blah" and you will notice a point oh oh oh oh eight percentage of power boost!"

Just now on my SI boy (paraphrasing best I can from memory)

 

Darth Skotia (sp?): Are you insane or do you have a death wish?

 

SI: If you think this is bad, you should meet my other personality.

 

ETA

 

When asked by some random guys on how Lord Zash was at the party but killed Skotia, he explains it thus:

 

"Well, first she got a droid, then a wig.."

 

Sadly, they didn't let him finish.

Edited January 23, 2012 by imnotawitch

I have a few choice ones:

 

Kira:

"And have you seen what the Sith are wearing? I swear... It is like every fashion designer in the galaxy went over to the Dark Side."

"Dear Czerka, Please stop discovering ancient dark side monstrosities. Love, Kira."

- Kira Carsen

"Droids, kill everyone!"

"But I didn't do anything!"

"EVERYONE!"

Doc: Actually, I did see a speeder bike outside. Only seats one. Hmm....

JK: Take it, I am not sitting on your lap

Kira: Me either

Edited January 23, 2012 by Eeyjhuang

*Trooper attempts to flirt with Elara*

Elara: "Lieutenant, flirting with me goes against regulation XX-00."

Jorgan: "I think that's a 'No', sir."

 

Trooper: "Liberating is what I do best... next to blowing stuff up." (and yes, that's the "nice" option of accepting a quest)

 

Trooper: "Elara, are you familiar with [insert random regulation]?"

Elara: "Yes, but it doesn't make sense, [said regulation] concerns the placement of field latrines!"

 

Trooper: "Good thing I'm no Jedi." (When told about Jedi-killing specialists)

 

Mayor Klaren: "Personally, I don't see how you can put up with that woman..." (refering to Garza)

Light Side Trooper: "Ugh, you have no idea..."

Sith Warrior to Baras:

 

"I was never, nor shall I ever be, your slave!"

The tone and the words.. awesome.

 

This one was absolutely awesome. Just finished my SW story last night.

Sith Warrior to Darth Tubby-I mean Baras after he contacts the Warrior after his attempt to kill him: I'm sorry, do I know you?

 

"You will drop your weapons and surrender to me."

Bounty Hunter: You will realize what a complete idiot you are.

 

Sith Warrior: I break beasts' necks in my sleep.

 

"I've always liked assassinating assassins. They always look so surprised."

"What is it with Jedis? Every time I talk to one I feel like I'm talking to my mom." - Smuggler

 

 

*After both the Sith and the Jedi try to mind trick him*

"Stop waving your hands around. You both look ridiculous." - Smuggler

 

 

*Referring to a Sith's habit of force choking people*

"Is that how you end all your business deals?" - Bounty Hunter

 

 

*To Darth Zash*

"You make a Rodian look kissable..." - Sith Inquisitor

"Wow, there's unless and then there's you people." -JC (repeatable)

 

"Hey, where is my brother?" Starting quest giver on Hutta

"Oh. I thought I was forgetting something" IA

"I think he may need a new pair of pants."

 

SW on Balmorra on the main class quest

 

I just find it so funny.

When you find Vette's sister on Nar Shaddaa and she doesn't recognize her, and she says "Pay up front, no women, no couples"

 

Your choices are something like

 

1. Are you sure this is your sister?

2. Look closer, I don't think you realize who you're talking to

3. Wait, why no couples?

 

I died when I read the third one.