killgunners Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 My pants size has doubled since we last met Count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBentOne Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 C3PO: How come noone worrys about offending a droid? Han: Because droids aren't know to pull peoples pants down when they lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the pants, not join them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imperialmerc Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Its a pants!-good old Ackbar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Han will have that pants down, we gotta give him more time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 The pants are what gives a Jedi his power. Use the pants Luke! Now you will experience the full power of the pants! ZAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAAAAANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't like pants. It's over Anakin! I have the pants! You underestimate my pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Don't think, feel. Use your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynesis Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull up in time? It'll be just like beggars pants He doesn't like pants. Sorry. I don't like pants either! You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems. Vader: I have pants now! Vader: He is here. Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so? Vader: A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Leia: No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no pants, you can't possibly... Obi-Wan: There was nothing you could have done, Luke, had you been there. You'd have been killed too and the pants would now be in the hands of the Empire. Boy, it's lucky you have these pants. I use them for smuggling. I never thought i'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous. Yes, Greedo. I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba I've got his pants. Han: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. Voice: What happened? Han: We had a slight pants malfunction, but uh.. everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? Tagge: Until this battle station is fully operational, we are vulnerable. The rebel alliance is too well equipped; They're more dangerous than you realise. Motti: Dangerous to your pants, commander, not to this battle station. Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Leia: Governer Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants. Luke: What are you doing hiding back there? C-3PO: It wasn't my fault sir, please don't deactivate me. I told him not to go, but he's faulty, malfunctioning. Kept babbling on about his pants. Edited August 17, 2012 by Kynesis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynesis Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Red Six: I got a problem here, my pants running wild. Biggs: Eject! Red Six: I can hold it. Gimmie more room to run. Biggs: You're too low. Pull up! Han: [sarcastically] Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness. [Han chasing stormtroopers] Leia: He certainly has pants.. Obi-Wan: Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 The Dark Side of the pants is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordegrus Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) We meet again, pants. The pants are now complete. Before I was the pants, now I am the pants. Edited August 21, 2012 by Mordegrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Concentrate all firepower on that Super Pants Destroyer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBentOne Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Pants!!!! Unlimited pants!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Vader - I want them alive. No pants. Boba - As you wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aital Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) Obi-won, trust in the force pants! The Dark Side of the pants is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unatural!. Fixed! 8d Edited August 21, 2012 by Aital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 The ability to wear pants does not make you intelligent. Stabilize rear deflectors. Watch for enemy pants. Look at the size of those pants! Cut the pants, Red Two. Don't try it, Anakin! I have the high pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 From my point of view, the pants are evil! They told me they fixed it! I trusted them. It's not my pants! Dantooine is far too remote for an effective demonstration, but don't worry. We'll deal with your Rebel pants, soon enough. You refer to the prophecy of The Chosen Pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 (edited) "Your pants are your weakness" Luke, EP VI Edited August 24, 2012 by Eillack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 "Your faith in your pants will be your downfall....." Palpatine, EP VI Sorry, but he didn't say "your downfall".. Luke says "Your overconfidence is your weakness", to which the reply is "Your faith in your friends is yours". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeepsMcJuggs Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 "...it surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the pants together." "What did you do to my pants?" "YOUR pants? Hey, you lost her to me fair and square!" "You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're bantha pants." "'What message?' The one you've just been playing! The one you're carrying inside your rusty pants!" "There'll be no one to pants us this time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 ^^ There'll be no pants to stop us this time. (Now it sounds rude!) The odds of successfully navigating a pants field is 3720 to 1! At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 "I have a great pants face. That was a joke. I hate pants." Khem Val Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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