What are some funny lines or just lines that make you go "what?!?!" that your character has said while playing?

I'll start off:

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• Random quest giver says:
  "something something something blahblah"

  
   
  

• I have my character say:
  "Are you going to shut up and give me a job to do or what?"

  
  

I just thought that was hilarious.

Another one:

• NPC on Alderaan:
  Need document from him and he is acting all high and mighty.
  
  

  
  

• My Character:
  Punches the guy in the face

  
   
  

• NPC:
  Still acts all high and mighty

  
   
  

• My Character:
  Proceeds to beat the guy in the face with 5 or 6 punches

  
  

I was just stunned as I couldn't believe there was the options to allow me to do that.

What are your fav or funny moments?