happysister Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Darth Baras is so fat they had to consolidate The Fat Man server just to make space. bam. i bet they even named that server after him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 i bet they even named that server after him. Since Darth Baras is the most powerful Fat Man in the game, that's a pretty safe bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 23, 2012 Author Share Posted September 23, 2012 Since Darth Baras is the most powerful Fat Man in the game, that's a pretty safe bet. Even more powerful than a Body type 4 Sith Warrior player character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird_of_Thunder Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Even more powerful than a Body type 4 Sith Warrior player character? indeed. Apprentice 1: Baras won a fight Apprentice 2: *sarcastically* Yeah, and our Emperor doesn't rule the Empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 indeed. Apprentice 1: Baras won a fight Apprentice 2: *sarcastically* Yeah, and our Emperor doesn't rule the Empire Actually, the day to day ruling of the Empire falls to the Dark Council. The Emperor is busy.... trying to destroy the entire galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elfa Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Doll Faced Space Hog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyborgPlato Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Malgus once tried to force choke Baras. However he could neither lift Baras off the ground nor could he get the force grip get past all of Baras' chins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashu-ri Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Does anyone else other than myself and hubby think his name should be Darth Cartman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Does anyone else other than myself and hubby think his name should be Darth Cartman? Well, I've already pointed out that when he uses Voice of the Emperor, he's shouting "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 25, 2012 Author Share Posted September 25, 2012 Well, I've already pointed out that when he uses Voice of the Emperor, he's shouting "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!" Yup. I can picture that perfectly... And my Warrior retorting with "B****, PLEASE!" when he interrupts it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Darth Baras, Y U NO FORCE LEAP!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 How do you distract Darth Baras? Throw him a bag of Cheesy Poofs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaisernick Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) Ben Kanobi: "that's no moon its a space station" Solo: "its to big to be a space station" Ben: "wait your right, its simply darth baras" Edited September 26, 2012 by Kaisernick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellbirdIV Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 There was a joke here. But Darth Baras' ate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 There was a joke here. But Darth Baras' ate it. Ha, ha, I found my favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RepublicGurl Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Darth Baras is banned from all McDonalds restaurants after the big Maccas Massacre on Nar Shadaa. Apparently he only got 5 nuggets in his 6 pack. /Win! This made me LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartalectwo Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Do not mock the Lards of the Sith. ... wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashu-ri Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Well, I've already pointed out that when he uses Voice of the Emperor, he's shouting "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!" Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newyankalt Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Darth baras is so fat karragga the hutt said damnnnn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newyankalt Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Darth Baras is banned from all McDonalds restaurants after the big Maccas Massacre on Nar Shadaa. Apparently he only got 5 nuggets in his 6 pack. I think 19 nuggets in his 20 pack is more accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 You know they tried to make a very early version of death star. They had to abandon the plan after Baras had visited the construction site and the frame reminded more like a death pancake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imperialmerc Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Darth baras is so fat karragga the hutt said damnnnn. Heeeeeeyyyyy, I said that /pou... ooofff can't... breathe... darth fat*****... is... sitting... on... me... RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH BEE***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brainiacblue Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Darth Marr: How much do you weigh again? Darth Baras: Fine, I'll get on the scales Darth Marr: Isn't that your phone number? Darth Baras: Shut up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikilicious Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Darth Baras wears the slave dancer costume under his armor, and wears it when he's alone. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfear Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES THEY BURN LIKE THE FIRES OF A BILLION SUPERNOVAS WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!? On a completely unrelated note, darth baras has a cookie slot on his helmet where his mouthpeice should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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