AlienEyeTX Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, but the chemicals eventually seep out and explode, destroying everything in a 6 mile radius. I wish Coke had 0 calories. Granted, but you get arrested for having it. I wish I were a professional athlete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrobearx Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, but you get arrested for having it. I wish I were a professional athlete. granted...but you shatter your leg on your first game. i wish i had a real gundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callin Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 granted...but you shatter your leg on your first game. i wish i had a real gundam Granted but it came in an Assemble It Yourself Box with no instructions or tools. I wish I was Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canino Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted but it came in an Assemble It Yourself Box with no instructions or tools. I wish I was Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Granted... but your arrested for copyright infringement. I wish I could transform into a dinosaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted... but your arrested for copyright infringement. I wish I could transform into a dinosaur. Granted, but you are a lesser dinosaur and became quickly eaten. I wish for Luigi to show up with lotsa spaghetti for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenial Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you are a lesser dinosaur and became quickly eaten. I wish for Luigi to show up with lotsa spaghetti for dinner. Granted, but the Spaghetti is laced with Cyanide from Mario, that kills you both. Slightly before death mario walks into the room, screaming "Itsa me, amario" with a rusty chainsaw.... You dont want to know what happens next. I wish space travel were possible. Edited July 18, 2013 by Selenial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted, but the Spaghetti is laced with Cyanide from Mario, that kills you both. Slightly before death mario walks into the room, screaming "Itsa me, amario" with a rusty chainsaw.... You dont want to know what happens next. I wish space travel were possible. Granted, but the entire new prototype fleet is crippled by a solar flare and delays development for a few years. I wish OPOD. would return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrobearx Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted, but the entire new prototype fleet is crippled by a solar flare and delays development for a few years. I wish OPOD. would return. granted ,but he cut your face off and wear it as a mask i wish i was a superhero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenial Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 granted ,but he cut your face off and wear it as a mask i wish i was a superhero Granted, but everyone else is a super villain, trying to kill you. I wish the sun was green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrobearx Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 (edited) Granted, but everyone else is a super villain, trying to kill you. I wish the sun was green. granted, but the green sun radiation kill you very slowly and painfully i wish I want to be the very best pokemon master , like no one ever was Edited July 18, 2013 by astrobearx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 granted, but the green sun radiation kill you very slowly and painfully i wish I want to be the very best pokemon master , like no one ever was Granted, but no one else knows what Pokemon is, so your accomplishment is fruitless. I wish Niagara Falls was made of Twizzlers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ren_simp Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Granted, but no one else knows what Pokemon is, so your accomplishment is fruitless. I wish Niagara Falls was made of Twizzlers. Granted, but they turn out to be turkey twizzlers full of ecoli Bacteria floating in mayonnaise. I wish I had a full head of hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingWilbourn Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Granted, but they turn out to be turkey twizzlers full of ecoli Bacteria floating in mayonnaise. I wish I had a full head of hair. Granted, but it is made from Ian McKellen's pubic hairs. I wish I had GTA V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Granted, but it is made from Ian McKellen's pubic hairs. I wish I had GTA V. Granted, but the download corrupts your system, turning it into a miniature Terminator. I wish I had a drill that could pierce the heavens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Granted, but the download corrupts your system, turning it into a miniature Terminator. I wish I had a drill that could pierce the heavens. Granted, but all life on Earth dies because of the lack of an atmosphere. I wish that Chuck Norris was actually playable in TOR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenial Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Granted, but all life on Earth dies because of the lack of an atmosphere. I wish that Chuck Norris was actually playable in TOR. Granted, but you don't even want to know what happens to pvp....,. Oh the forums. Won't somebody think of the forums! I wish my computer was fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Granted, but you don't even want to know what happens to pvp....,. Oh the forums. Won't somebody think of the forums! I wish my computer was fixed Granted, but in being fixed it is converted into a Commodore 64. I wish I had an AT-AT to "drive" to work every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Granted, but in being fixed it is converted into a Commodore 64. I wish I had an AT-AT to "drive" to work every day. Granted, but you end up getting highly fined for property destruction. I wish that weegee would become a world boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenial Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted, but you end up getting highly fined for property destruction. I wish that weegee would become a world boss. Granted, but it has a one shot mechanic that sends you all back to level 1, and locks you lurid every quest in the game. I wish I had a Lamborghini, life sized with a working engine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callin Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted, but it has a one shot mechanic that sends you all back to level 1, and locks you lurid every quest in the game. I wish I had a Lamborghini, life sized with a working engine Granted but 10 weight lifting bulging muscle head midgets pick it up and run off with it. I wish I had my youth back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darhsteel Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted but 10 weight lifting bulging muscle head midgets pick it up and run off with it. I wish I had my youth back. granted...your reborn again.....as a Chinese girl in China,tough luck,you were aborted.... I wish I had a czerka-crate-a-matic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 granted...your reborn again.....as a Chinese girl in China,tough luck,you were aborted.... I wish I had a czerka-crate-a-matic. Granted, but you're permanently stuck inside a crate. I wish for a refresher on my starship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrobearx Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you're permanently stuck inside a crate. I wish for a refresher on my starship. granted, but the refresher is lace with poison i wish i was one with the force Edited July 20, 2013 by astrobearx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenial Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 granted, but the refresher is lace with poison i wish i was one with the force Granted, but the force hates you so it kicks you out. I wish order 66 never happened . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trooperclay Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) granted, but the refresher is lace with poison i wish i was one with the force Granted, but only for 2 milliseconds, then you get revived. I wish people would stop attacking bioware, and enjoy the game. edit someone already commented lol Edited July 20, 2013 by Trooperclay Hi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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