Aeneas_Falco Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) The Sarlaac once challenged Darth Baras to an eating contest. Afterwards Darth Baras was reported to have said that the Sarlaac was quite tasty, but could have used a dash more seasoning. Edited December 9, 2013 by Aeneas_Falco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sell-dog Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 (edited) I've always kept up with this thread, but just thought of another joke. This is what Darth Baras thinks when he sees anything and everything on a day to day basis: http://img.pandawhale.com/54077-get-in-my-belly-gif-Fat-Bastar-hjHk.gif Edited December 16, 2013 by sell-dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarknessInLight Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Darth Nihilus was the Lord of Hunger......he consumed entire planets' life forces. Darth Baras is the new Lord of Hunger. Literally. He is the reason there is a shortage of Cake, Cookies, Pies, and Ice Cream in the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 The Emperor consumed Nathema, died, and was reincarnated as Darth Baras. He even has the fat to show for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemanwells Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 This Thread is one of the largest in the forum...... because Darth Baras is mentioned so many times:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZakRinWolf Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I actually managed to skip chapter 1 of the Sith Warrior story line without ever leaving Dromund Kaas. It was when he was trying to torture and interogate that captured spy, and the conversation went like this... Baras: AAARRGH!! I CANNOT BREAK HIM!! Me: Have you tried sitting on him? Found out all about Jaesa immediately with no further issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SitHamster Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 "Food leads to hunger. Hunger leads to eat. Eat leads to fattening. I sense much food in you. " -A Jedi to Darth Baras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadelineMadrigal Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) In other news: "Lately the Sith Empire have had to make drastic cuts in it's planet-killer super weapons programme, however with the increasing need to silence republic worlds and dissident imperial colonies, high command have resorted to a simple but effective experimental strategy of throwing morbidly obese Sith lord: Darth Baras out of the airlock from orbit over the target planet's surface, it is said that the resulting impact is estimated to have an asteroid effect on the planets environment, essentially dooming all life there to painful, drawn-out period of worldwide extinction. Our boys and girls at the R&D department have done it again!" Edited January 12, 2014 by MadelineMadrigal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saiyanjedidmv Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 (edited) Fozzie: waka waka, waka waka!! Here I am folks fozzie bear here to tell your jokes folks old and rare!!! waka waka!! SO!!! there was this Sith lord who was so fat..... Baras: (angrily with his lightsaber activated): how fat was he!?! Fozzie: um he was so fat that everybody loved him and there wasn't anything funny about him at all..... Baras: (calming down): yeah that's what I thought The Sith Warrior: (from the shadows mimicking Fozzie's voice): yep nothing funny about you.....EXCEPT YOU THAT FAT BLOB OF A FACE OF YOURS!!!!! (runs and hides) Baras (angrily): WHAT!!!! Fozzie (panicking): NO WAIT!!! (Fozzie gets electrocuted.....don't worry folks he is still alive just very badly injured) Edited March 18, 2014 by saiyanjedidmv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 New Guild Flagships? No thanks, I'll just hollow out Darth Baras.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonzeK Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Darth Baras is so fat,that All restaurants put a bounty on his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird_of_Thunder Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 This thread never gets old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerJediRanger Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Baras is so fat he makes Hutts look skinny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymonguk Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Rancor's are only just being seen in the game because they are on a rare breeds program after Dath Baras ate them all. The idea of an eat all you can restaurant has been outlawed on Drommund Kaas due to his voracious appetite, the number of bankrupt restaurants was killing the whole economy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterniri Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 ((As this is my first post on the forums, let's make it a good one! )) Wellness is a lie, there is only fat. Through fat, I gain girth. Through girth, I gain rolls Through rolls, I gain gravity. Through natural gravity I embody Baras My weight forces all others to flee! *Promoted by the Sith Administration for Lords and Slimmer Acolytes-No Baras, we are not actual salsa.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirMannii Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 When Darth Baras first tried Battle of Ilum-flashpoint he was the only one Malgus couldn't force lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saiyanjedidmv Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 when Darth Baras was defeated on Korriban, a ten on the meter earthquake was felt from all across the planet when he fell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonzeK Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Baras is so fat,i took a picture of him when i was apprantice and it's still printing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandsOfArrakis Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Baras is so big and fat the Death Star goes into orbit around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsentinel Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) It's a well kept secret but in reality Darth Baras is brother of Akimichi Chōza. He was banished from Naruto universe when he tried to do a forbidden Jutsu that would allow him to eat the entire world (although his success would benefit our collective sanity). It took power of almost all of the Uchiha clan to do so but as result all of them died. To hide the horrible truth from populace Third Hokage told them about Uchiha Massacre and placed the blame for it on Itachi, who wasn't there to begin with. Edited April 30, 2014 by Shadowsentinel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidenti Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Darth Baras is so corpulent that when he sits around the magnificently-appointed Tarisian villa... he sits around the magnificently-appointed Tarisian villa. (Points if you get the reference.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhsokaTanorules Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Baras is so fat that if he was assimilated by the Borg from Star Trek, he would become Unicron from Transformers. Edited April 30, 2014 by AhsokaTanorules typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraohfa Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Baras is fat like that because he is so Dark Sided that he has sworn an oath stating that he would never go light on anything. Even his weight limit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsentinel Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 When Darth Baras first tried Battle of Ilum-flashpoint he was the only one Malgus couldn't force lift. That's a lie, sir! Baras never reached Malgus because ship couldn't take off with him onboard. BTW, Black Talon was created to transport Baras from Korriban to Dromund Kaas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaxSithari Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Baras did have a network of spies in Chapter 1, but not for the reason you believe. They were searching for the planet Uphrades. This agricultural world supplies half the food for Coruscant. Or, as Darth Baras calls it, breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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