Sildanar Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 OMG the drama.. who would have thought. Lio and Nemms love child Takeyourmeds, finding out his true identity after years of abuse in foster homes is out for revenge. Nemm in a strange dream sequence has found herself on Imperial fleet dressed in purple and torturing bunnies...perhaps its secret anger at being forced to give up her love child to foster care by Lio. Ward finds out he is actually Lio's long lost twin and jumps to Republic side to find out the truth.. only to find out that Lio has fled to Imperial space looking for revenge...He could not possibly be the father of Takeyourmeds as he was on a space mission when he was conceived..could it be his Evil Imperial twin is responsible? Mylord just released from the mental hospital returns to Imperial fleet and expresses his undying love to Zirx, who after having an operation to reduce the size of his massive cannon to more managable proportions is still impressing all with how he can use it.... not to menton he now has 2... Tune in next week for our next exciting and twisted episode of the world famous GUILD DRAMA series Dayz of Master D.. Feel free to add your own episodes and twisted plots, lets see how far this goes... (just keep it good clean fun hmm) /popcorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthStubb Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 ROFL, nice nice! Love your post! I look forward to next week's episode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gloryai Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 (edited) Lio is my brother. T____________T WHY SILBER, WHY. XD Edited September 27, 2012 by gloryai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted September 27, 2012 Author Share Posted September 27, 2012 Lio is my brother. T____________T WHY SILBER, WHY. XD OMG that really is a plot twist.... HAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcPogi Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Lio is my brother. T____________T WHY SILBER, WHY. XD Is it me or am I just missing Nemm's heals?.... So many rumors im hearing... you'll focus on your imp toon and going to Dream Team... are you going to leave me?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seantj Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Silber mate, that is some of the funniest stuff ive read in ages , so creative hehe and like Kei can't wait for next weeks webisode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizzz Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) Mylord just released from the mental hospital returns to Imperial fleet and expresses his undying love to Zirx, who after having an operation to reduce the size of his massive cannon to more managable proportions is still impressing all with how he can use it.... not to menton he now has 2... I like this guy Edited September 30, 2012 by Zizzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randalthorr Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/9l95c.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randalthorr Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 **** this is golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted September 30, 2012 Author Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) These are the Dayz of Master D Episode 2 Scene 1 Camera; over the steering wheel into the eyes of a wild man.. Takyourmeds, knuckles gripping tightly to the steering wheel of his speeder is out for a final act of revenge. A humble parade around Rep fleet will become his vehicle for violence "Ill show them, Ill show them all.... muhahaha" Scene 2 Camera; From above, like watching through a Mirrored ceiling... Evil Nemm lies naked in the arms of Ward, stroking his hairy chest, she looks dreamily into the camera "Is it truly bad if he is my brothers clone?" +500 Darkside Points + 1 Million Eewwww Points Scene 3 Camera; A body slumped over the wheel of a speeder, blue lights flashing, empty bottles of Midori cruisers litter the floor... A Blue hand reaches over to lift the bruised head gently from the dashboard.. Takyourmeds parade never happens but the drunken hit and run ends in tragedy with a low speed impact into a GTN terminal.... Scene 4 Camera; From above, like a watching mating seals on the discovery channel Ward, helmet still on holds Evil Nemm to his hairy chest, stroking her hair gently. "You will always be more to me than my brothers sister, ...my Love.." Scene 5 Camera; A mans face being held gently in the lap of a Bikini clad and very sexy blue lady, waves and seagulls can be heard in the background. Taken to a tropical island to recuperate Takyourmeds finds himself by loosing himself... in the arms of Coral... "You will be strong again, and when you are the inheritance will be ours...." Tune in next week for another excting and twisted episode of the world famous GUILD DRAMA Dayz of Master D Where we will answer these thrilling questions.. Will HairyQueen prosper with Meds on board? >Median< statistically the best guild on the server, will they find the common denominator of their past successes? The EFFETTE do they have the balls to get better and really challenge >Median< ? WET DREAM TEAM, will its reformation dribble out to another premature ending? ????????? Disclaimer: All characters are entirley fictional and any resemblance to real characters is co-incidental and soley for the purposes of good humour. Bribes accepted to nominate people into the plot Edited September 30, 2012 by Sildanar Typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthStubb Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) These are the Dayz of Master D Episode 2 Scene 1 Camera; over the steering wheel into the eyes of a wild man.. Takyourmeds, knuckles gripping tightly to the steering wheel of his speeder is out for a final act of revenge. A humble parade around Rep fleet will become his vehicle for violence "Ill show them, Ill show them all.... muhahaha" Scene 2 Camera; From above, like watching through a Mirrored ceiling... Evil Nemm lies naked in the arms of Ward, stroking his hairy chest, she looks dreamily into the camera "Is it truly bad if he is my brothers clone?" +500 Darkside Points + 1 Million Eewwww Points Scene 3 Camera; A body slumped over the wheel of a speeder, blue lights flashing, empty bottles of Midori cruisers litter the floor... A Blue hand reaches over to lift the bruised head gently from the dashboard.. Takyourmeds parade never happens but the drunken hit and run ends in tragedy with a low speed impact into a GTN terminal.... Scene 4 Camera; From above, like a watching mating seals on the discovery channel Ward, helmet still on holds Evil Nemm to his hairy chest, stroking her hair gently. "You will always be more to me than my brothers sister, ...my Love.." Scene 5 Camera; A mans face being held gently in the lap of a Bikini clad and very sexy blue lady, waves and seagulls can be heard in the background. Taken to a tropical island to recuperate Takyourmeds finds himself by loosing himself... in the arms of Coral... "You will be strong again, and when you are the inheritance will be ours...." Tune in next week for another excting and twisted episode of the world famous GUILD DRAMA Dayz of Master D Where we will answer these thrilling questions.. Will HairyQueen prosper with Meds on board? >Median< statistically the best guild on the server, will they find the common denominator of their past successes? The EFFETTE do they have the balls to get better and really challenge >Median< ? WET DREAM TEAM, will its reformation dribble out to another premature ending? ????????? Disclaimer: All characters are entirley fictional and any resemblance to real characters is co-incidental and soley for the purposes of good humour. Bribes accepted to nominate people into the plot Lol, loving your creativity! You, my friend, have a vivid imagination and the play on guild names is just lol At least someone can come up with some light-hearted humour in all the toxic drama. Keep it up and I look forward to the next episode! Edited September 30, 2012 by DarthStubb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) These are the Dayz of Master D Epidose 3 Scene 1 Davito and Luc are in the Sith Gym, before the pvp kicks off Davito: Bro, your so buff... Luc: (looking into the mirrow applying his Sith makeup) Its the light in here, my pecs need work, and my legs are too skinny... Davito: No bro I mean it, the way you swing those sabers, and that leather armour you wear, you know, your like sooo, totally....you know.... buff ...... Luc: Looks meaningfully at Davito, eys burning with Sith passion Primate : (walks into the room fresh out of a steaming shower, white towel around waist) So you guys ready to get it on??? Scene 2 Y'waine (the Ninja'd) on his knees howling in tears, How could they have done this to me? I only turned my back for a minute... those cheezels, they were so tasty... Damn ninja's .. Freaking ninja's...Ill show them I just gotta get it back How could I let the Family jewels be ninjaed... the door was safe I swear but everyone saw it except me Noooooooooo.... Scene 3 Bobcowboy is back! Big hat, square jaw and a belt buckle with more rinestones than Dolly Partons bra... Big boots that are made for walking, all over men and right into womens hearts... The door closes, Bobcowboy turns to camera and drawls How'dy maam, I hear you need some Healin... Tune in next week for our next exciting and twisted episode of the world famous GUILD DRAMA series Dayz of Master D.. Edited October 5, 2012 by Sildanar Layout & Typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) Episode 3 and the bit I forgot... Mylord finally works out how to take Sorc DPS to 11 (after getting a few tips from Kei) Mylord: (Holding the pistol tentatively, like a dead smelly frog) Mylord: Red button sets them on fire Kei: Yup Mylord: Yellow button does something Kei: Yeah I never worked that out, but basically yeah Mylord: Blue button blows them up Kei: Yeah man totally KAPOW, Whammo, poof, splodes em.. Mylord: What about this green button Kei: The green button? Mylord: Yeah Kei: oh thats the Giggle button... Mylord: ***? Kei: nvm Mylord:..... so Red then yellow then blue.. Kei: Yeah and keep giggle on CD.. Mylord: Right, and if I do this in a dress it counts as Sorc DPS right? Kei: : Uh yeah totally man..whatever...now wheres my Mil credits... Dayz of Master D.. Edited October 5, 2012 by Sildanar layout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcPogi Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) Scene 2 Y'waine (the Ninjaed) on his knees howling in tears, How could they have done this to me? I only turned my back for a minute... those cheezels, they were so tasty... Damn ninja's .. Freaking ninja's...Ill show them I just gotta get it back How could I let the Family jewels be ninjaed... the door was safe I swear but everyone saw it except me Noooooooooo.... LOL! And my stupidity on being ninja'd during Voidstar on that Ranked Match against BOSS was posted on the FORUMS.. oh my GOD how could you!! Should I just reroll to a different server to escape the shame?... LOL Edited October 5, 2012 by JcPogi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) LOL! And my stupidity on being ninja'd during Voidstar on that Ranked Match against BOSS was posted on the FORUMS.. oh my GOD how could you!! Should I just reroll to a different server to escape the shame?... LOL Really?? Really?? You got Ninja'd in a Ranked match with BOSS, wow dude I had no idea... Funny how Art imitates life isn't it Edited October 5, 2012 by Sildanar Typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcowww Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Liking the sound of my character! Hilarious how Y'vaine just can't escape the whole ninja'd thing. We remind him about it all the time as well while playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 These are the Dayz of Master D Episode 4 Scene 1 Nurse Hitgirl, bulging bossum threatening to burst forth from a very tight and skimpy nurses outfit, leans over dangerously to coo into a microphone, Calling Dr Shiki, calling Dr Shiki please come to ward 17 stat. Dr Shiki, Chief of Sith surgery @ Martyr General Hospital and Crematoria examines the patient. Nerdrage is on life support, unconscious on a bed surrounded by machines that go ping, ventilators, heart monitors, a drip etc. Things are looking grim.. Nurse Hitgirl: (breathlessly) Will he pull thru doctor? Dr Shiki: (tears his eyes away from her capacious bossum) I dont know, honestly this is the worst case of Backpeddling and Keyboard turning I have ever seen... Nurse Hitgirl: Bites her knuckle and frowns, no one notices though...just the *****... Scene 2 Xaiden, exhausted, has crested the mountain top in search of The Master. Cross legged on the Mountain top with a backdrop of clouds below him sits Qar. Qar: You have found me my Son, what is it you seek? Xaiden: Tell me the secret of tanking Oh Great one Qar: Taunt them you must, mmm yes, Taunt them, hmmm... Xaiden: And then what oh magnificent one? Qar: Guard them you will, yes guard them strongly will you. Xaiden: I do as you instruct oh font of purest wisdom, is there anything else ? Qar: Yes.. Xaiden: Tell me oh munificent one (Que Kenny Rogers, The Gambler ..) You have to know when to guard them, know when to leave them, know when to walk away and know when to run, you never count your victory while your playing at the match still you can count your coms, when the game is done... Tune in next week for another excting and twisted episode of the world famous GUILD DRAMA Dayz of Master D Disclaimer: All characters are entirley fictional and any resemblance to real characters is co-incidental and soley for the purposes of good humour. Bribes accepted to nominate people into the plot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted October 11, 2012 Author Share Posted October 11, 2012 These are the Dayz of Master D Episode 5 1.4 Terror From Behind Scene 1 Dorito and Luc are exploring the Blackhole together Camera: Total black out, 2 male voices can be heard Luc: You said this was an epic quest? Dorito: No I said I would let you have my 2 handed weapon and it would be epic... Luc: purple then Dorito: yeah bro...its purple.. Luc: you know purple is my favourite colour.. Dorito: Yeah.. it matches your eyes.. Luc: Enought talking, hug me Bro... Scene 2 Primate with a Lantern on his head walks in Luc and Dorito are wrestling manfully on the ground, some clothing seems to have come loose in the rough and tumble Primate: You guuyssss... Dorito: *** dude ? Luc: tries to adjust a rather awkwardly placed set of leather breeches.. Dorito: Dude you know how hard it is to get man to man, hand to hand night time training on fleet? Thats what this is, totally buff hand to hand ninja training...in the dark.. Primate: Years of intense Imperial Intelligence training kicks in... (in his mind, very very quickly) "Step away from the 2 crazy Sith with their pants down otherwise they will start banging you with their lightsabers" Primate: Excellent work, good to see such devotion to combat ability, Imperial Intelligence is impressed (meanwhile the camera in the combat badges on his breast is in a 40 megapixel 77fps frenzy). Scene 3 Silber exploits 1.4 glitches to steal tequila from every other smuggler ship in existence wakes up surrounded by 42 bottles of Tequila and spooning a wookie Risha says its not hers... Scene 4 Y'Wayne has discovered a long lost photo album.. Claims its proof he is not ninja'd in every match... Tune in next week for another excting and twisted episode of the world famous GUILD DRAMA Dayz of Master D Disclaimer: All characters are entirley fictional and any resemblance to real characters is co-incidental and soley for the purposes of good humour. Bribes accepted to nominate people into the plot In the News Biowear sets new record for the highest amount of bugs ever released in a single patch while still not technically breaking the game, coding team aims to do better next time... "We are aiming so its a bug if you can actually log in" says Sandeep Prajasathavariswami chief outsourcing coding developer and Brinjal farmer, "its technically challenging but we think we are getting closer each patch..." In sporting news Lance Armstrong calls Fug-ue a cheat... No one can be that good, he has carried more terribad Rep teams to victory than I have won Tours...the mans taking something... Guild Updates Hairyqueen, no surprises, took one for the team and then Meds flees to yet another guild Hairyqueen still smiling though >Median< still little better than average and still accepting any Rep pvper who just cant stand the drama The Effette, name changed to the totally non gay sounding IS TRULY OUTRAGEOUS DARLING! Wet Dream Team, Limped dribbled and shriveld down to non existence. BOSS Secretly a workers anarcho-syndicalist commune, socialist paradise. Workers committee yet to decide whether they are going to be only "just OK" at PVP or PVE... Beyonce Redemption is looking for people for its 17th raid team, server time 2am-5am 6 nights per week progression, phone 1800snore for more details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheezfriend Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 haha this thread is FULL OF WIN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted October 13, 2012 Author Share Posted October 13, 2012 Chippy's latest video where he opens his heart about the APAC server pop issue... Thanks Chippy BTW love the shirt mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScruffyWhite Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 HAHAHAHAHA these crack me up everytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted October 17, 2012 Author Share Posted October 17, 2012 (edited) King-KEI Solomon and the Thread of DOOM Scene: Underground temple, masked and drugged devotees bowing and chanting Trolla-mon, trolla-mon, trolla-mon Dorito and Luc are tied up together and hanging over a pit of Lava Mosus- High priest of Trolling cackles gleefully arms raised Mosus: Gotu-brah, Gotu-braaah... He turns to Dorito and hisses Mosus: You know this is all your fault... He motions to a devotee to begin lowering the hapless pair SLOWLY into the lava Mosus: (grinning maniacally) You brought this upon yourselves... You dominated the server with your epicness and the great must always be brought low.. sacrificed to the god of (Screams) TEH NOOB!! Devotees begin screaming and waving their arms... Luc: Arrrrggghhhh Dorito: You monster, you will never get away with this.... Mosus: Prepare to die.. MUHAHAHAA... CRACK!! CRACK!! CRACK!! Third time lucky, King-KEI's whip grabs the ****** of the towering stone monstrosity of TEH NOOB and swings down to the platform. King-KEI: (tilts his fedora back) Get away Mosus, your trolling days are over Mosus: You cannot stop me, I am the LAW!!! Mosus: (Motions to guards and screams) KILL HIM... King-KEI: red yellow blue, red yellow blue, red yellow blue GREEN. (sounds of blaster fire and screams) A pile of dead guards surrounds King-KEI, corpses smoking Mosus is no where to be seen, but a stone trapdoor snaps shut and muffled cackling can be heard. King-Kei adjusting his fedora strides over and begins freeing the hapless victims King-KEi: it was a trap you fools.. Dorito: I know, he just drugged me and then I could do nothing ... Luc: Arrrrgghhh (faints from the drama of it all) King-KEI: we wil stop that monster, we must.. our server depends on it.. Camera: Fade to black. Edited October 17, 2012 by Sildanar typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiskeptic Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Whooot! Finally made it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcPogi Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 King-KEI Solomon and the Thread of DOOM Scene: Underground temple, masked and drugged devotees bowing and chanting Trolla-mon, trolla-mon, trolla-mon Dorito and Luc are tied up together and hanging over a pit of Lava Mosus- High priest of Trolling cackles gleefully arms raised Mosus: Gotu-brah, Gotu-braaah... He turns to Dorito and hisses Mosus: You know this is all your fault... He motions to a devotee to begin lowering the hapless pair SLOWLY into the lava Mosus: (grinning maniacally) You brought this upon yourselves... You dominated the server with your epicness and the great must always be brought low.. sacrificed to the god of (Screams) TEH NOOB!! Devotees begin screaming and waving their arms... Luc: Arrrrggghhhh Dorito: You monster, you will never get away with this.... Mosus: Prepare to die.. MUHAHAHAA... CRACK!! CRACK!! CRACK!! Third time lucky, King-KEI's whip grabs the ****** of the towering stone monstrosity of TEH NOOB and swings down to the platform. King-KEI: (tilts his fedora back) Get away Mosus, your trolling days are over Mosus: You cannot stop me, I am the LAW!!! Mosus: (Motions to guards and screams) KILL HIM... King-KEI: red yellow blue, red yellow blue, red yellow blue GREEN. (sounds of blaster fire and screams) A pile of dead guards surrounds King-KEI, corpses smoking Mosus is no where to be seen, but a stone trapdoor snaps shut and muffled cackling can be heard. King-Kei adjusting his fedora strides over and begins freeing the hapless victims King-KEi: it was a trap you fools.. Dorito: I know, he just drugged me and then I could do nothing ... Luc: Arrrrgghhh (faints from the drama of it all) King-KEI: we wil stop that monster, we must.. our server depends on it.. Camera: Fade to black. Hahah! this is really funny!! Where could Mosus be? In Jumpsuit's hideout maybe? lolololol.. King Kei needs help of King Wardy and Queen Vixie, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiskeptic Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 Hahah! this is really funny!! Where could Mosus be? In Jumpsuit's hideout maybe? lolololol.. King Kei needs help of King Wardy and Queen Vixie, lol Mosus is obviously busy stealing all the loot from your house as you look the other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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