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Forgot to mention that Darth Tyranus tried to kill James Bond.

 

Of course, if he'd have put down that one-shot overly elaborate pop gun, and instead sank his vampiric teeth into him...

 

Also, Obi-Wan Kenobi helped the Japanese build a bridge during WW2, and also had some pretty trippy heroin too.

(Two for the price of one there!)

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Kids today...

 

It seems you are not aware of the first attempt to put LotR on celluloid.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077869/

 

Gym "Granted, Bakshi never got to finish the story..." Quirk

 

been a long time since I've seen that version and didn't remember him being the voice for Legolas in that; also didn't see it listed in Anthony Daniels resume of movies on imdb when I checked before, must have missed it.

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Ah, but who all knew that Bastila, Satele and the Female Trooper were also a Mordavian Vampire?

 

Jedi Master Vrook Lamar used to be Mary Richards' boss, and also worked for Darkseid. (Then he retired and flew his house to South America with a bunch of helium baloons.)

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Jedi Master Vrook Lamar used to be Mary Richards' boss, and also worked for Darkseid. (Then he retired and flew his house to South America with a bunch of helium baloons.)

 

 

And he still finds time to deliver toys to children on Christmas.....

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Brace yourself then...

 

Darth Vader is Simba's dad.

Luke Skywalker is the Joker.

Han Solo is the President of the United States.

Bail Organa is also the President of the United States. (Several years after Han's administration.)

 

Gym "And C-3P0 is Legolas." Quirk

 

Lol. Now I have a strange picture of Luke grinning, and Darth Vader walking around on all fours, while Han and Bail argue over which room they get in the White House. That actually might make an interesting movie.....:rak_03:

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Mace Windu was part of a secret religious order devoted to hunting and killing people with extraordinary abilities, and even came close to killing Anakin Skywalker!

He would have succeeded if he'd only kept his cool like when he was a cop turned private dick.

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Count Dooku also sacrificed the Equalizer to a pagan god, who was later replaced by Ghost Rider (The Equalizer, not the pagan god).

 

Also remember that Count Dooku is a vampire who got in to a lot of fights with Grand Moff Takrin.

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Bastilla/Satele/Female Trooper is also Deckerd Cain's "neice"

( Diablo's daughter)

, FemShepard, a princess with glass shoes, the damn Phoenix (X-men), Aayla Secura, the Metroid, Jaden Kor, Galadriel, Rogue (X-men), Naomi Hunter, Mrs. Marvel, and MANY MANY more. :eek:

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