Lordgeneral Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 one of te options in a part of the Smuggler story allows for this line "I can make you a deal, you can work for me instead" smuggler: "Go to hell" *headshot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser_Ant Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Another fav of mine The imperial droid when you enter your ship "God bless the empire....but more importantly god bless you sir" I love that droid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camryyn Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I don't remember who or what class line because I played so many, but it was "stupidity? Incompetence? No matter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kharnis Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Nar Shaddaa Bonus Quest: "TC-93=Remembers Carina//Carina=Desperate+Lonely+Creepy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlakur Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Dismissing Xalek: "Don't make me go." Walking into Tatooine cantina with Khem Val: "I have an excellent Pazaak face. That was a joke, I hate Pazaak." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elblai Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Ord Mantell, smuggler, listening to a couple cry about losing their son. Mother: He has to be alive, he has to! I must know. If he's cold or-- Smuggler: *Interrupting* ... Did someone say something about credits? Later, on Coruscant, the smuggler runs into some bounty hunters... Bounty Hunter: You two make me sick. Hey you! Hold it right there! Smuggler: Is that a hair style... Or did a womp rat die on your head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregmon Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Black Talon "Is there something wrong with the hologram? Or is your face supposed to look like that?" Alderaan "I would sooner see Alderaan blown into pieces before surrendering to the Empire!" I just wish you could reply "Yeah... about that..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivenom Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 (edited) Okay here's 3....: Somewhere on Hoth, some quest giver guy asks how his men performed on a turn in. Player can respond: They were as useful as an ortolan in a shock collar. BH quest: You successfully hold off waves of attack on Darth Tormen's surviving crewmen, and Tormen comes in kicking *** and taking names. He looks to his men and rambles on the lines of "and why are you alive and the captain dead?:|" and they're like "uh...." and so he force-snaps their necks. At this point Gault Renow turns to the Bh and says: If I sell you out, it's going to be to that guy. Last one: I was randomly clicking on Gault and it became quite awkward. Here are his quotes in exact succession. "What? I'm not up to anything... at the moment." "Guess I'm volunteered now, is that it?" "Shouldn't you be, i don't know, collecting a bounty?" "After you, I insist." "I ever tell you you meet the most wonderful people?" "Don't worry, I'll stick close to you." "This probably isn't the best time to start bonding." Edited February 24, 2012 by Sivenom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 I took this screenshot back when I was at this part, I LOLed , had to show some friends even. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/Jedi_of_Night777/Lolalderaan.jpg LOL!!!!! Well, we don't have to worry about that, do we? ....do we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynzi Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I like where Aric Jorgan says (when he's introduced to the trooper) "...without screwin' anything up". It's not so much the line, as how he turns his head so quickly toward you while saying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanThursday Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I love Guss Tuno's "I healed you with Jedi power!" claim, after he's just healed me... with a kolto pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tullianus Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 I don't remember the exact quote, but from the BH quests on Alderaan: Noble: "I'll pay you double if you take care of this man for me BH: Done *casually points blaster across chest to the side and shoots guy* Khem's got a few good ones like SI: "Remind me what you do to force users" *conversational tone* Khem Val: I devour their flesh and spit out the bones or Khem: "I have an excellent Pazaak face. That was a joke, I hate Pazaak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyfeld Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 On Nar Shaddaa (pub side), when taking the quest from the Hutt to go destroy the Imperial lab (for not giving him his cut), he says "As far as I'm concerned, anyone inside is a target. Anything nailed down... shoot that, too." On Belsavis (pub side) after rescuing the Sith Lord Whateverhisnameis for the second time in as many quests, you say to him: "Just shut up and help me kill these guys". And, it's not a line, but on a BH mission on Alderaan you get to punch a nobleman in the face. Twice. And get Mako affection for doing it! lol admittedly, that BH part on Alderaan had me almost falling out of my chair when I did it, myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurfer Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 I laugh when the sith females say "but i'm the best" with a quick thumb up point to themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaac Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 One of my favourite smuggler moments is on Ord Mantel when infiltrating an Separatist base, you've just killed some guards and you're using the computer when a guy and his droid turn up. Guy: "Come on 4-SEN say it just like I taught you." 4-SEN: "The Republic lackeys will drown in lakes of fire and blood master.Death to all who oppose the peoples will master." Guy (to the smuggler): Hey there, we had some problems with relay converters, I need to check on the power core, you mind?" 4-SEN: "Master I detect the presence of several non-functioning humans. Specifically the bodies over there. Setting alert status red." Smuggler: "By the stars! Republic troops have invaded our base!" Guy: "Oh no. 4-SEN, activate combat protocols, we gotta warn the others." 4-SEN: "Master, my sensors detect no evidence of hostile forces." Guy: "But that doesn't make sense..." Smuggler: "When was the last time you calibrated that droids sensors?" Guy: "Not recently enough to take any chances. We need to put the base on alert and rally the men. Here comrade, if you see any republic lackeys use this on them," *hands you his spare gun* "Lets go 4-SEN, there's no time to waste." *Walks away with his droid leaving you free to finish downloading the data you came for* That scene is by far one of my favourites. Another shorter line I enjoy: Smuggler: "If Rogun goes down as far as anyone's concerned, I did it single-handedly. With a spoon." And love it any time Guss shouts "Wheee" in combat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 25, 2012 Author Share Posted February 25, 2012 I don't remember the exact quote, but from the BH quests on Alderaan: Noble: "I'll pay you double if you take care of this man for me BH: Done *casually points blaster across chest to the side and shoots guy* Khem's got a few good ones like SI: "Remind me what you do to force users" *conversational tone* Khem Val: I devour their flesh and spit out the bones or Khem: "I have an excellent Pazaak face. That was a joke, I hate Pazaak" Lol! Oh, and I think he says sabaac rather then pazaak. Funny, never thought tulak horde as the gambling type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan-the-knight Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Cant really remember the lines but, on Hutta a man says that the foodshortage was a good thing because it made his wife lose weight. Someone remember the correct lines for me plz! I lold hard THe plus side about the Food Shortage is that the wife has been losing a bit of weight or somesuch followed by Old Fool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soultranna Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 That prissy droid on Black Talon: "Greetings! My name is NR-02. My functions include diplomacy, translation, manslaughter, and calumniation." Translation: he's Kilran's party planner, interpreter, hired killer, and PR rep. Funniest NPC line is for a Corellia mission where the Imperial Agent has to rescue someone, and SCORPIO (the millennia-old guardian AI) says "I have never actually rescued anyone. I shall observe this." in her creepy quiet sociopath voice of hers. Some of the environmental NPC chatter is pretty good. "You don't want to mess with me, I'm ten kinds of crazy!" "... Uh huh." "What if I pay you double to not bring me in?" "... Nope." "I could be your sidekick! We could go around hunting ... bad people." "... Nope." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxxian Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 One of my favorite came from Kira (Jedi Knight companion). Kira: If they were to mesh Hoth and Tatootine into one planet...would it be a lush planet with nice weather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soultranna Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Found another, from the Sith inquisitor class quests on Balmorra: Scientist: You kidnapped me away from the Republic so you could go skinny-dipping in a toxic waste pit? Character: A Sith's got to have some way to unwind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ushuma-Orbi Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Founded yesterday during a class quest (Sith Warrior) in Belsavis, it was hilarious for me! Imperial comando: -Um, sorry to interrutp. You--you're not really going to slaughter us, are you? Grettings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomicampuzano Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 My sith sorcerer said once: "With a great power comes a lot of nagging, apparently". I LMAO so hard, that was amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 27, 2012 Author Share Posted February 27, 2012 My sith sorcerer said once: "With a great power comes a lot of nagging, apparently". I LMAO so hard, that was amazing. Kinda true... forget "responsibility". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 27, 2012 Author Share Posted February 27, 2012 I like the flirting line with married people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletBlaze Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 On quesh there is one when you rescue a scientlist from the imperials he says something like this "Npc : Not sure I can trust you. YOu: Well then you can stay here and wait around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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