Kelzack Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 In Portland... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXsteckXx Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Someone gor a little angry about not getting invited to early access I wonder how much XP he got from killing civilians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjasFirst Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 The fact that it was a blue lightsaber suggests that he was, at one point, light side. Perhaps he checked his email on his phone and, not getting his EGA, was finally pushed far enough to turn to the dark side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenjaminminU Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 So funny and its even hit the news here in the UK: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4001010/Jedi-in-lightsaber-attack-is-nicked-at-a-toy-shop.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukecwalker Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 lol I live in portland and I am not surprised but still this is epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KickFrenzy Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 The fact that it was a blue lightsaber suggests that he was, at one point, light side. Perhaps he checked his email on his phone and, not getting his EGA, was finally pushed far enough to turn to the dark side. Either that or he had a Blue Color Crystal. Maybe they have an enhancement station in back of Toys R Us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teksun Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 I think the funniest part is that he was 'immune' to lightening attacks. The Tasers didn't work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizzles Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 I think the funniest part is that he was 'immune' to lightening attacks. The Tasers didn't work This. He blocked the lightning with his lightsaber lololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoninGuero Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Obviously he was using a defensive form of lightsaber combat as the police were unable to tase him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivix Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 We're hardcore out here in Ptown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chomag Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Not the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapiguy Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 ****, hilarious. Must subscribe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakran Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Nobody was hurt, even the perp, so a good laugh can be had by all. Thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calippox Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Blame Bioware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohraTon Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I almost cried when i read he deflected the tazer probe with his lightsaber. Properly funny story. Maybe he was upset SWG finally shut down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varcado Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 apparently porkins little cousin is also force sensitive.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohraTon Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 apparently porkins little cousin is also force sensitive.... rofl, this link will be doing the rounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsett Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 In his head all he heard was "Help us Ed, you're our only hope" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landuson Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Another officer used his Taser and made contact, but the man knocked one of the wires away with the light saber. LOL! Damn Police, Lightsabers can deflect blaster fire, why on earth would a Taser work any better? D'oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landuson Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 This was me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelon Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 The fact that it was a blue lightsaber suggests that he was, at one point, light side. Perhaps he checked his email on his phone and, not getting his EGA, was finally pushed far enough to turn to the dark side. I agree he was either light or even grey jedi. The minute he became dark 1 he couldn't touch a blue saber lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoladari Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) It made our morning news here and it was hilarious. The best part was when the female anchor made a dark side reference and they showed his pic with text along the lines of "Lightsaber Attack!." I took a picture of it, but I'm at work and I don't have the ability to transfer it to our photobucket. Epic. Edited December 16, 2011 by Aoladari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEuZZ Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 The force is strong in this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoladari Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 The force is strong in this one Better to say "The nerdrage is strong in this one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidalgo Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 portland is that part of Oregon nobody in oregon likes. it's like a festering wound most of us would like to cut off lol. that poor jedi, just proves my point jedi are the worst thing about star wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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