Tweaked Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) We are recruiting people with distinct personality disorders, unique methods of cussing on ventrilo, ADHD sufferers, the mentally deranged and the socially bizarre. About us: We're a 12 YO guild with resources out the ***, we'll still be here after aliens take over the planet and turn us into pets. We gotz all the in game amenities, phat lootz in the guild bank, players with uber leet lvl 50's to help twink you past that one FRIGGIN BOSS THAT YOU CAN NEVER KILL! /ahem We gotz Ventrilo. Cause cybering via text is teh lamerz. We gotz not one, but TWO freakin URL's WITH LEGIT NAMES, not fruittypebbles.freeguildbuildaportalforthelazy.com You can find us at cchclan.com or the even awesomer (but ever so longer) crazedcrackheadz.com . Why two freakin URL's? Hello? Crack headz! We gotz forums and game servers for whatever else we're playing. We play to have fun. That means whatever the hell you want it to mean. PVP, PVE, RP-PVP, ERPVP-RP, or even PVRP-RP. Do we care if you are in another guild? No. not even a little bit. seriously, we couldn't care less. Tweaked -Founder [CCH] - Republic Candyland Crack Habit - Imperial. Come taste the power of the Cracky side. Edited October 6, 2012 by Tweaked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldSquadGirl Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 (edited) Um, I can read the entire post from start to finish without the Urban Dictionary. Did Twitchy put you through rehab or something? Anywayz, this guild needs a little culture so I dug up a classic work of modern poetry to set the mood. My name is Crazed Crack Headz - call me CCH for short. I entered this country without a passport. Ever since then I've made lots of scum rich. Some have been murdered and found in a ditch. I'm more valued than diamonds, more treasured than gold. Use me just once and you too will be sold. I'll make a schoolboy forget his books. I'll make a beauty queen forget her looks. I'll take renowned speaker and make a bore. I'll take a mother and make her a whore. I'll make a schoolteacher forget how to teach. I'll make a preacher not want to preach. I'll take all your rent money and you'll get evicted. I'll murder your babies or they'll be born addicted. I'll make you rob and steal and kill. When you're under my power you have no will. Remember my friend my name is " Big C ". If you try me just one time you may never be free. I've destroyed actors, politicians and many a hero. I've decreased bank accounts from millions to zero. I make shooting and stabbing a common affair. Once I take charge you won't have a prayer. Now that you know me what will you do ? You'll have to decide, It's all up to you. The day you agree to sit in my saddle. The decision is one that no one can straddle. Listen to me, and please listen well. When you ride with CCH you are headed for hell !!! My name is Haleigh Comette, and I approve this message. Edited October 6, 2012 by GoldSquadGirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweaked Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 Yes! And now we got some ***-****, ************* class up in this joint! We don't play for progression, for ranking, for bragging rights or for e-*****. We don't take this serious and we don't demand anything of you. We play to melt faces and have fun. If you play this video game to Just Have Fun™, you might be crazy enough to be one of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweaked Posted October 17, 2012 Author Share Posted October 17, 2012 I miss good open world PVP. Melting faces, crushing skulls... good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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