Gantoris_Aym Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 What are the worst lines of all the Star Wars movies? I'll put anything little Annie has to say against probably anyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoJellyfish Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 The ridiculous line in Episode 2 where Anakin is talking to Padme at the house on Naboo: "I don't like sand. It's rough, its coarse and it gets everywhere. Not like you, your everything soft and smooth." ...... Seriously?? That's your plan to woo someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarjarloves Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Mesa Jar Jar Binks. - JarJar OOOOHHH Maxi Big Da Force - Jar Jar That is so Wizards Ani - Anakins Friends. They must be dead by now, destroy whats left of them - Newt Gunray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartalectwo Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 "You are in my very soul, tormenting me." Guhk. I grimaced at typing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustTed Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 "You are in my very soul, tormenting me." Guhk. I grimaced at typing that. That, and then shortly thereafter "I will do anything you ask." Chicks love it when you beg for sex, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RagnarokJC Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 "I wish I could just wish my feelings away, but I can't." Worst. Line. Of dialogue. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegamal Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Yippie! Anakin, you're breaking my heart! Now this is pod racing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegamal Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Almost forgot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCRust Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 "I'll try spinning, THAT's a cool trick!" Greatest Star Pilot in the Galaxy, folks! Here's one from me: "These blast points, too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise..." Stormtroopers cannot hit the broadside of a barn with a rocket launcher the entire rest of the series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai-Eurah-Tird Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 It was a train wreck, we know! Stop kicking at the debris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKMaster Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 What are the worst lines of all the Star Wars movies? I'll put anything little Annie has to say against probably anyone else. He was a 9 year old child nimrod, what did you expect? A dialouge about the industrial - military complex that allowed the Trade federation to gain enough power to sige Naboo? FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarjarloves Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Greatest Star Pilot in the Galaxy, folks! Here's one from me: "These blast points, too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise..." Stormtroopers cannot hit the broadside of a barn with a rocket launcher the entire rest of the series. and Sandpeople can hit a speeding pod racer from about a mile away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarjarloves Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 He was a 9 year old child nimrod, what did you expect? A dialouge about the industrial - military complex that allowed the Trade federation to gain enough power to sige Naboo? FFS it's not hard it's not like he came up with those lines. Unless you are saying George Lucas is the 9 year old child nimrod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKMaster Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 it's not hard it's not like he came up with those lines. Unless you are saying George Lucas is the 9 year old child nimrod? Really? i have to explain this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGoldCrayon Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 it's not hard it's not like he came up with those lines. Unless you are saying George Lucas is the 9 year old child nimrod? If the shoe fits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaperkeepet Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 "I have to save her!" *QQ face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaperkeepet Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 the ridiculous line in episode 2 where anakin is talking to padme at the house on naboo: "i don't like sand. It's rough, its coarse and it gets everywhere. Not like you, your everything soft and smooth." ...... Seriously?? That's your plan to woo someone? rofl^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonimator Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Greatest Star Pilot in the Galaxy, folks! Here's one from me: "These blast points, too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise..." Stormtroopers cannot hit the broadside of a barn with a rocket launcher the entire rest of the series. Untrue... stormtroopers cannot hit the broadside of Han, Luke, Lando, or Chewie for the rest of the series. Y'know, the main characters. One DOES shoot Leia in ROTJ, and plenty of Rebels get shot by Stormies throughout. Ben was making a point... a Tusken may be able to pick off a speeding podracer, but immobilizing a sandcrawler without totally destroying it may have been tougher. Ben was also perhaps exaggerating the Empire's prowess in marksmanship...he was trying to get Luke to join him on his trip to Alderaan! Some of the worst of the saga were by C-3PO...and all in AOTC, on Geonosis. "What a drag!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tersidre Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 He was a 9 year old child nimrod, what did you expect? A dialouge about the industrial - military complex that allowed the Trade federation to gain enough power to sige Naboo? FFS actually yes... i would of preferred that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronze_Elemental Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 This is such a drag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonimator Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 This is such a drag. Oh, is that the line? I can't bear to watch that part of AOTC again to confirm it... or even google the script He also says something like "I'm beside myself" when R2 arrives at his body. I think there's one or two other puns. People can try to point out the OT's bad dialogue, but none of it compares to Threepio's head-swap craparama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarjarloves Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Really? i have to explain this? so according to you then there hasn't been a single other movie where a child actually has good dialogue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanscholo Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) This is such a drag. I remember thinking to myself, **** you got that right dude. Worst additional scene ever put into a movie to make a steaming pile a larger steaming pile. Edited February 8, 2012 by Hanscholo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti_Bodies Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 "I am your father" jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kento-Solo Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 The ridiculous line in Episode 2 where Anakin is talking to Padme at the house on Naboo: "I don't like sand. It's rough, its coarse and it gets everywhere. Not like you, your everything soft and smooth." ...... Seriously?? That's your plan to woo someone? Sry, while I'm not a fan of the quote, this isn't accurate. Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth. And then he rubs her shoulders and back a little, in an almost creepy *im gonna skin you* you look. As for worst quotes, I'd go with the while Kenobi-Skywalker argument after Padme gets knocked out of the ship. While I know the council had Padme "end" things, no one not even Yoda thought to keep an eye on things for a while? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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