Join the Czerka team! Please fill out the following application and respond in this thread to be considered for the open positions listed here.

 

CZ-198 Application

 

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

 

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

 

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

 

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

 

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

Applicant: Sh'ayara

Desired Position: Research Contributor

1.Hello, I desire to be part of Czerka because of the one thing in my position's description, my inexperience! I feel like Czerka will help me in my way to greatness, and that I will do the same.

2. (a) I feel that one great thing was that I successfully outwitted and outplayed a scheming, dirty Hutt. In order to do this I had to use my intellect and skills (which there is no lack of) around every corner.

(b) Another great thing I did was being one of the eight elite members of the strike team that found the Voidstar and protected it from the barbaric, shortsighted Republic.

© Lastly, I stopped the evil Eagle from- wait I should not go into the Empire's classified bank of information. All you need to know is that I was successful on this mission(as always).

3. As for achieving these successes, they all required me to think quickly, clearly and efficiently. With my plans, of which all worked to multiple my allies and my strengths along with our enemies' weaknesses.

4. My moral compass is something I shut away in my mind long ago as for the necessity of it's absence in my career. There will be no problem with my "morals" in any way, shape, or form.

5. Although this situation is strange, it is not unprecedented. I would simply let it continue until it breaks out, capture it, control it, and present it as my own.

I trust you will take my application into consideration for the opportunity at hand.

CZ-198 Application

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I'm a bounty hunter that, for the right price, is willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done. With no moral compass, no task that is asked of me will go undone.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

Killed a Jedi Master, a Chancellor of the Republic, defeated Revan a couple hundred times it seems, and numerous other tasks to make the galaxy a more retched place to live.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

NOTHING stands in my way! Violence is a way of life!

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

As stated above, I have no moral compass to hold me back.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

I would let the experiment go and take notes from a safe distance. I would also kill my colleague at my earliest convenience for his/her incompetence.

Security Officer: Completion of Class Seven psychological profile required. Applicants with abundant conflict experience will receive priority consideration.

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I am Lord Valorous, and I am a very powerful and mighty Sith. However, I am also a Mandalorian who's willing to take just about any job so long as it pays well, and I feel Czerka would benefit me greatly, given their long-time reputation for good pay. Also, I have a great amount of fees to pay because of collateral damage, but don't let that concern you.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

I have personally decimated entire armies and the most powerful Jedi and Sith that you have ever imagined. I have destroyed many great fleets in the most dangerous areas the void has to offer. And I have a rather large pet collection, as well.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

I used my awesome powers of skill, reflex, and cunning to perform my accomplishments. Skill, to cut down any opponent, whether large in number or large in strength. Reflex, to pilot through asteroid fields, ice nebulae, and mines in order to vaporize my targets. And cunning, to acquire each beast, that now bow to me and purr on command, at reasonable prices. I am a practical Sith, and I get the job done by whatever means necessary.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

I am a Sith Lord. That should tell you something about my moral compass. I kill, I steal, and I cheat on my space taxes. Let it be known that I will accomplish whatever task is necessary for the furthering of the galaxy, Czerka, and my pay check. My Taunlets need food too, you know.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

Due to my aforementioned practicality, I would kill two Orokeets with one Lightning Strike. I'd use the useless egghead's body to seal the container of this experiment using the Force. Punishment for him, safety for all.

CZ-198 Application for position of Organism Handler

 

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I am known as Jedi Master Triberius, oddly I am a Sith Pureblood born on the planet of Korriban, fortunately for me the normally aggressive nature of my species never manifested. At a young age I discovered I was force sensitive, and knowing the methodology of the Empire in training force sensitives I smuggled myself away on a trading vessel to Hutt Space where I was able to contact a member of the Jedi Order. Becoming a member of the Czerka Family is attractive to one such as myself for many reasons. In the position of Organism Handler, through my work I would be able to collect data and catalog the behavior of various creatures. In my duties to the Jedi Order I have developed a fine analytical sense, allowing me to make connections between what appear to be non-related occurrences, having the force as my ally, guiding me in the right direction is also a major benefit. Non-Classified data obtained on creature behavior would be of great benefit to exploration and prospecting teams across the galaxy, resulting in fewer casualties, lost work days, accidental death and dismemberment settlements, for Czerka Corp. while allowing me the fulfillment of bettering and protecting the lives of those that benefit from this information. As an added benefit to Czerka, my ability with the force and my natural tendency towards healing, and overall condition of physical fitness has resulted in my having a high resistance to most diseases, as demonstrated on the planet of Taris, when I intentionally allowed myself to be infected with Rakghoul Plague (which my immune system defeated) to help in developing a vaccine.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

1. Ended the Dark Plague that was corrupting members of the Jedi Order turning them into killers by finding a cure.
   
2. Gained the ceremonial title of Barsen'thor (Warden of the Order) of the Jedi Order as a result of afore mentioned actions, a title not used in millennia.
   
3. I raised an army by forming alliances with the Esh'Ka and the Voss to root out and capture numerous "Children of the Emperor". Deadly darkside force users who threatened the entire galaxy.
   

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

Rash decisions often had the most potential for disaster. Only through careful consideration of facts, and weighing available options can the proper decision be made. If by "whatever it takes" you mean exploring all possibilities in order to set out upon the most efficient, safe and productive path then yes.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

Possibly, though if a questionable act must be done to serve a higher good, then it maybe what is necessary.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

I would forgo the snacks, I don't drink cocktails, they diffuse clarity of thought, not only is my esteemed colleague possibly in danger but damage to Company property is likely to occur. Failure to point out and attempt to remedy the situation immediately is wasteful.

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I have a long history of experimentation without strict boundaries, and I've heard that Czerka is the kind of place where creative minds can truly thrive. To be perfectly honest, my mother nearly donated me... I mean, talked a Czerka scientist into tutoring me when I was younger. Unfortunately, there was an unforeseen scientific event which destroyed one of my creations and about half our family's home, so my mother decided to drop me off at my aunt's place while the cleanup crew took care of the wreckage. It must have taken a lot of work to get things back in order because Mom never did come back to get me. And I never got to see that nice Czerka employee again, which was a real shame.

I am also keenly interested in finding someone capable of removing my third bellybutton. I could live with two, since most humans only have one (and I don't mind being a little different)... but three is just unsightly.

Regardless, I can't help but think my previous experience as an inventor would make me a prime candidate for working on a vast number of creative/prototype/experimental droid designs. You say you want to shoot something; I say why not have a droid shoot it for you -- and fry it and freeze it all at the same time, and all in just three easy steps?

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

My first successful invention was completed by the time I was 18. Ever heard of the "Gizka Roaster" Automated Dinner Processing Machine? Yep, that was me. Even had a jingle for all the holo-ads: "Roasted gizkas taste so yummy, roasted gizkas taste so great//Roasted gizkas in your tummy, roasted gizkas on your plate!"

After that, I was hugely successful in avoiding the angry mob that tried to kill me after the first wave of Gizka Roaster ADPMs had faulty B-socket interfaces which caused the tricopper caps to overheat and melt through the interior buffer panel coating. And we ALL KNOW what happens after that -- kablooey! However, I must stress that it was the manufacturer who did not follow my exact instructions, as was proven in my eventual court case (wherein I was proven to be innocent of all charges). I can provide an extensive database full of evidence, including my blueprints and notations, should Czerka have any concerns regarding my competence in this matter.

Third, have you seen my starship? When I picked up that baby, she was practically held together with Thranta-Chew and Rodian fibercord. I fixed her up in no time though, and now she purrs like the sweetest Manka kitten you ever did see. Her guns are fully calibrated (a feat difficult for even the most advanced ship weapons specialists, if I do say so myself) and she's even got some custom piloting algorithms set up for some of my trickier navigational experiences.

There is, of course, an enormous list of projects I've been working on over the years. I'd be happy to submit my holo-journals on these inventions upon request.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

Remember how I said I have three bellybuttons? Yeah, well... let's just say that attempting to build miniature power reactors out of a plethora of household objects just so you can successfully fire up your incredible, life-changing, the-future-is-now-style kitchen appliance does have some drawbacks.

Yes, Susie Homemaker. I have three bellybuttons. I have three bellybuttons for you.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

Here's the thing about compasses: They tell you which way is which, but they don't tell you how to get there. Sometimes you have to go east or west a bit before you can go north. Sometimes you even have to circle around back to the south and then make your way back around all over again. So, really, at the end of the day, all you need is a goal to reach and a first-class navigational system that gets you where you need to go without throwing a hissy fit over which exact direction you're going at any given time.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

Obviously this would be the optimal opportunity to test one or more of my aforementioned projects-in-development. After all, since I'm certain Czerka will be thrilled by my designs, I would likely be hard at work adapting them to a variety of droids. I'd probably start with my Cryo-Blast 6000, followed by the Automated Asyyyriak Netter (with extra special magnatronic-powered spine-throwing action for optimal subduing power). If necessary, I'd escalate to the Bantha-Buster Handheld Vaporization System, but I should stress that containment would of course be preferable. After all, I would hate to let my colleague's work literally evaporate right before their very eyes. That's the sort of thing that causes too much stress in the workplace, you know?

 

CZ-198 Application

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

As with many families there is much that can be achieved with a sense of unity. There are great benefits when a family works towards a common goal than if they had worked on their own. Of course, being part of a family also means certain responsibilties including some unsavory ones. After all, the laundry must be done and the trash must be taken out.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

Count Kellisan's 37th Birthday Fete, The Grand Museum of Coruscant's Million Credit Charity Dinner, and the Corulag Central Plaza New Year Celebration are events I count as some of my top performances. Uninvited guests were properly deterred and any unfortunate instances were handled discreetly and away from public eyes.

These events may not seem familiar, but that is after all the mark of a good security officer, when nothing unplanned occurs at such events.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

While there is much to be said for doing what it takes to succeed one should always remember discretion. Doing what it takes to succeed may be quite harmful when it's done openly. Some beings, who are not part of a family might not understand that what needs to be done can sometimes be harsh.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

Proper security measures can sometimes involve practices that some might find extreme. It can be difficult to negotiate the nuances of morality, but a good degree of flexibilty can be quite useful.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

The first step would be to quietly ask the high-ranking Czerka employees and guest VIPs if the would wish to have an early look at the new display room down the hall. This will increase the friendliness of the VIPs to Czerka while also avoiding collateral damage should something unfortunate happen. Double checking that all security droids and other systems in place are properly recording would also be wise. Again, if something... unfortunate were to happen, we may want a complete combat recording for further study. Even in the face of tragedy we must be prepared to further our goals. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Join the Czerka team! Please fill out the following application and respond in this thread to be considered for the open positions listed here.

 

CZ-198 Application

 

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

 

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

 

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

 

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

 

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

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Manager Courtney Woods, it has come to my attention that Czerka Security Division has several positions available within your security detail. I have decided you will be hiring my team of specialists. While you may wish to refuse, please note the red dot of my sniper rifle is clearly visible on your temple. It may seem unprofessional to use a targeting laser, but I assure you I use it only when I wish to make a point.

However for the sake of formality, I will answer your questions. This is purely an exercise in etiquette, as I know I already have the job, as well as positions for four additional highly trained operatives, one mouthy HK-[REDACTED] [REDACTED] droid, and my personal assistant droid.

1. I am an Ex-Imperial Intelligence officer with a weapon aimed at your brain case and a predisposition towards cruelty. I believe that is enough to suffice.

2. My three greatest accomplishments in order of least impressive to most are as follows. First, I killed the previous holders of these security positions to allow myself and my team to get hired. Second, I obtained enough information to slice your network and install my own code to show this message on your personal datapad, thus showing I can get to you anywhere. Three, I showed a lot of restraint not pulling the trigger while you read this. Hint, scroll to the bottom of this message and click "Hire Immediately".

3. The better question is would you do "whatever it takes" for your own life?

4. I'm afraid I don't have much of a moral compass. That gets trained out of you in Imperial Intelligence. As for doing something questionable, I will let you answer that Manager Woods.

5. I would order my team to evacuate while I set the timer on the explosives I conveniently installed in the building, much like the ones in yours currently. Thus the entire building would be destroyed, hiding any evidence of the escape.

I hope all of this satisfies your desire for information and survival. To hire me and my team, tap the "Hire Immediately" button at the bottom of the screen. Otherwise, tap the "Suicide" button. If you really must tap the suicide button, be warned I have already transferred your savings to my own accounts, and changed your life insurance policy to pay to one of my aliases upon your death, so you won't be doing your family any favors.

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Position - Security Officer

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

Have no friends, no one will miss me.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

Have mine own ship, No friends, became a Rebel

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

Go all out to get it done.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

Nope, working with Czerka is a job

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation? Stay where i am on the job, don't drink on the job and job comes first and second then relaxing comes last.

Join the Czerka team! Please fill out the following application and respond in this thread to be considered for the open positions listed here.

 

CZ-198 Application

 

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

 

I am an experienced Jedi sentinel with a knack succeeding in ultra hazardous situations. Sometimes saving the galaxy gets a little boring and I am looking at branching out. I recently dispatched some key Czerka personnel who became power hungry and I assume you are looking to replace them.

 

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.) I defeated the Infamous Melechai,. But I also Recently defeated the emperor himself. As well as the Nightsister Queen on Dathomir.

 

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success? My tracking skills are superb do to my sensitive connection with the force. I am able to sense people's motives with ease and able to use a little trick to get most people to do my bidding. Recently I had to eject a compliment of engineers to save the Ship Esseles from destruction so. Yes I believe I have what it takes.

 

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable? Moral compass only gets you so far. I learned this while fighting the Sith emperor. He turned me to the dark side and I was able to use that against him to his utter defeat.

 

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

I am experienced in using the force to capture and tame notoriously dangerous creatures. Most notably I tamed the Kinad Baz Nitch. An ugly Dathomir foul with a very poisonous disease gland. This gland is highly prized by hunters on the outer rim for its ability to incapacitate large animals such as the infamous Rancor. I was also able to tame the famed Krayt Dragon and its cousin the Kimogilla. Krayt Pearls are prized for their ability to focus electronic beams such as light sabers and some exotic blasters and rifles. Kimogilla scales are prized for their armor characteristics. You can never have enough credits when traveling the galaxy. There is nothing that I cannot subdue with the force.

I would be able to sense the pending breakout with the force. What I did with this ability would have to depend on the situation. If I was in a confrontation with a large compliment of storm troopers I would let the experiment escape and take care of my rivals first while using the force to cloak my presence. Then I would tame the experiment assuming it is some sort of animal or human animal highbred. Once tamed I can capture it and re confine it or destroy it.

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I already have a family. I was born on Herdessa. My father was in the Imperial Diplomatic Corp. I have recently lost my own government job because the Dark Council eliminated my old department as part of its ongoing efforts to "downsize" the Imperial bureaucracy. I would like to join the Czerka team because I believe my military background and my combat experience make me a suitable candidate for the company's marketing or sales divisions.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

All of my accomplishments are classified.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above? Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

I am bound by oath not to reveal the secrets of my success. Now, if by "doing whatever it takes" you mean killing sentients and blowing stuff up, then, yeah, I am willing to do "whatever it takes" to help Czerka grow and thrive.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

The compass is an ancient tool. I am guided by the latest in galactic navigational technology. The concept of "questionable" is all relative. I would only consider something "questionable" if a good Rate of Return (ROI) for the company was not guaranteed.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

I would make sure that nobody was looking, then me and my girlfriend Kaliyo would beat the living bantha droppings out the "experiment" until it behaved.

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

In general i'm described as a coolheaded person with a curious mind, and according to some a bit of a perfectionist about what i do. But personally i'd describe myself as more of a visionary, always looking toward the future. Always in constant pursuit of the next big thing, cause no matter what you find or create there is always room for improvement and advancement.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

- I've had the honour of dealing with the gree on a very friendly level. Being granted the oppertunity to investigate their technlogical prowess and culture. Something not every technician can say.

-Used my cunning and inquisitive mind to weed out corruption from within the ranks of certain ifluential organisations within our galaxy. For the purpose of not making my clients seem weakend i shall keep their names anonyous. In my book descretion is a virtue.

-Assembled a highly skilled team to aid me in any tasks or challenges to come. Among them are : a expert in armstech, a very skilled mechanic and slicer, a researcher who's curiosity might rivalmy own, an efficient armormech specialised in adding a little more punch to armor, and some one well versed in both assembling and disassembling droids.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

Persistence, initiative, devotion , cunning and charisma! Those are the traits that got the ball rolling. Visiting many different planets and siezing oppertunity when presented did the rest. Of course as already noted i had a highly skilled team to support my endeavours, and even when times were rough we pulled through.

As for doing what ever it takes, let's continue those arrangments off the books shall we.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

We all have our principles don't we? Being true to them ais what determins the strenght of our will. The same will that can fuel our need to push on when facing impossible odds. But on the other side, every sentient has his price.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

Step one would be to alert my colleague and lab security. Hopefully my colleague will be competent enough to stop his experiment from causing any further disturbance or hassle to any one. If not competent himself he might be able of providing others with information about his experiment that could help us stop it. After we stopped the experiment, there still is time to go out for a cocktail together. Whilst competition is healthy, haywire experiments are not.

Research Contributor: Be a key player in Czerka's development of new products by simply providing attendance and feedback. A wide variety of species and genetic traits needed. No experience required!

-Everything about this position is what I was breed er. born for. I have been waiting my whole capable sentient life to be part of the greatest company in the galaxy. I would give my 100% as I would be contributing everything I can, including myself.

I am proud of always finding the best in people, the best people, and the best from people.

I am proud of having been part of the most exciting beta-testing ever to happen on the core-worlds.

I am proud that I am going back to school at an older age to complete my education to become a scientist.

A moral compass is in-tune with the field of its location, depending on the field the compass aligns itself naturally.

And should the situation arise when my colleague's experiment is likely to break out of their poorly assessed confines deemed by the colleague... I would enjoy the snacks & cocktails (as i think best while eating) and implement a new observational experiment regarding security options for poorly run experiments, using the newest data at hand to push forward with science!

Ryothin's CZ-198 Application for Organism Handler.

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

This section has been deemed classified by The Imperial Reclamation Service. The IRS cannot deny or confirm the following.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

My greatest accomplishment may be the containment of the Rakghoul outbreaks of ATC2, BTC21, and BTC8. There were no reports of such incidents for a reason.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

Whatever it takes? Whoever is more like it. Funny thing about Rakghouls, they tend to be more docile after a few humans sent their way.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

I absolutely have a strong moral compass. It's always pointed in the direction marked "Profit."

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

Set up a few holocams while I can and get a notepad and pen ready.

Mr. Head Recruiter Guy

Chief Human Resources Officer

Czerka Corporation,

2433 Seario Way.

Czerka Island, Corellia

Re: Droid Technician, Biomedical Engineer Positions.

Dear Mr. Head Recruiter Guy,

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

My name is Marla Colt, and I have a dream.

I have a dream where every man, woman, and child has the right to be armed with reliably, reasonably priced weaponry. Where lax armament regulations ensure you can purchase thorium charges in the produce aisle of any major grocery store chain. Where affordable financing rates ensure that every home has at least one personal security droid, capable of disintegrating intruders with class 4 plasma ejectors, deflecting blaster bolts with it’s heavy armour plating, and shooting down any surface-to-air missiles in it’s vicinity.

I have a dream where our greatest scientists are free to conduct experiments on sentient and semi-sentient lifeforms without fear of reprisals from assorted environmental groups. Where infusing every cell in a Gizka’s body with irradiated nanites in an attempted to create an army of super powered, rapidly reproducing, yet seemingly harmless soldiers is celebrated, not the cause of multiple class-action lawsuits. Where holding the judge’s prized pet Hagnoffari (Lord Fuzzington Snugglebottoms) hostage is called “heroism in the face of tyranny,” not ugly words like “blackmail” and “extortion.”

I have a dream where the noble pursuit of building giant droids that tower over cities is seen as a monumental achievement in engineering. Where outfitting said droids with massive cannons that fire singularity projectiles capable of tearing apart vast urban areas through warping of gravitational forces leads to statues being erected in your honour. Where a night of drunken revelry allegedly involving shooting said singularity cannons at what might have turned out to be a slightly inhabited moon won’t lead to an assembly of a galactic war crimes tribunal.

Together, with Czerka, I truly believe we can make the world a better place. Also having unrestricted access to weapons grade Uranium and that massive hadron collider you folks have stashed away at that not-so-secret testing lab would be sweet.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

I could write a massive series of tomes dedicated to my exploits. I could on and on about how I invented a rifle that funnels a full power cell into a single shot, creating a force of over 2000kg per square centimeter in a wide arc. Or how I developed a jetpack fueled by a combination of household compost and tritium (Hint: nitrogen and tritium’s radioactive decay into helium-3 makes for an interesting combination!). Or how I created a chemical bath that creates non-soggy pickles (yes, your sandwich can now stay crisp, so long as you don’t mind ingesting a few carcinogens).

Apart from these vocations, I have had a prominent influence on our society. I was responsible for the incident that lead a parental advocacy group to engage in a class action lawsuit, ultimately instituting a galactic mandate that no live animals with more than four limbs can be brought into a Ball Pit at Cheesy Chuck’s Arcade and Pizzeria. I made the ruling to allow non-bipeds to compete in the Miss Galaxy Pageant (and later the Little Miss Galaxy Pageant), making for the most awkward bikini competition on record. My treatise on unorthodox methods of interrogation using household items entitled “Not the Rubber Ducky! Oh, God, Please Not the Rubber Ducky!” (Copyright Korriban Press, 3 BTC), paved the way for the inclusion of a definition of “heinous and unusual torture” in legal dictionaries everywhere.

Thus, limiting my brilliance to only three accomplishments to only the top three would be quiet the challenge. However, through a series of equations centered around the constant of caesium isotope particles in the atmosphere divided by the number of quacks in a standard duck (if you’re confused by this, you have to assume a universe with 16 spatial dimensions for McDuff’s equation to balance out), I have narrowed it down to these three:

1) Champion of the Great Hunt. While not my most intellectual pursuit, murdering what ultimately amounted to thousands of sentients and droids to finally stomp Taro Bloods creepy, ****-eating grin off his face was quiet an undertaking.

2) Senator of Naboo. My lawyers advise me that I shouldn’t talk much about this as the trial is ongoing. I think we can all agree that “election tampering,” “hacking,” and “racketeering” are such ugly words. While I’d like to stress that I’m not confessing to anything, if there were any truth to the charges laid against me, I would prefer to think of them as “Creating a system to ensure that the best candidate won.” It’s really very democratizing that someone of substance was elected as a senator, instead of the person who spent the most on campaign advertising.

Sufficed to say rising to the heights of power in the Galactic Senate only to fall from grace to the lowest depths of despair made for a rather interesting weekend. Once the trail is settled this tragic story of fighting adversity, of great love and loss, of triumph and dismal heartbreak will be published in my memoir: “On Cheese and Other Conundrums” (Copyright Korriban Press).

3) Time Travelling Cupid. Exploiting a temporal disturbance during a routine excavation on the far side of Dromund Kaas, I transported my conscious back to high-school, where I used all my cunning, engineering aptitude, and moxy to break up Sherry Slater with her meathead boyfriend Ched. I then charmed my way into her heart and got her to be my date to prom. As a gentleman I don’t kiss and tell, but sufficed to say I totally got to second base.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

The formula to my success is a complex one. It’s a chemical compound consisting of equal parts genius, cunning, incredible understanding of theoretical physics, and a superb grasp of complex mathematics. Add in a dash of moxy, a slight sprinkling of chutzpah and you’ve got yourself a delicious cocktail of awesome.

I would say that for success, I do whatever it takes and then some. Because, really, when trying to suppress an insurrection by an indigenous species rebelling against the violent colonization of their planet, any regular genius can develop a hyperspace warhead filled with mind controlling biochemical nanites to drop on them from orbit. But how many geniuses have the style to ride that hyperspace warhead down from orbit to the planet’s surface wearing nothing but shiny red boots and a smile, with only microgravity fields protecting him from incineration? Just one. Marla Colt

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

My moral compass is not only strong, in fact, it’s as close to indestructible as any physical structure that can exist. I personally fashioned my moral compass from an alloy of destroyer-class warship grade durasteel hull, cortosis, diamond, and several other rare, non-ferrous materials. Travelling deep into the bowels of Korriban, I was able to convince (read: viciously beat) a Sith Lord to help me infuse my moral compass with dark Sith alchemy, enhancing it’s indestructible properties. I’ve also added in clever booby traps to prevent pests (read: Jawas) from tampering with the delicate compass mechanism within. Heh, this one filthy little Jawa tried getting at it when he hit the electric module. Shot his *** about twenty meters while screaming “utiniiiiii.”

So it’s safe to conclude that my moral compass is as strong as a moral compass can be.

However, if I’m reading between the lines correctly, the more pertinent question here would be “How flexible are my morals?” The answer: extremely. Some moral compasses steer people towards “the greater good” which is at best a very vaguely defined end-state, often characterized by invoking some kind of pleasing feelings in the chest (this typically involves a warmness of about 10 degrees, accompanied by a fuzzy rating of at least 73%). My moral compass, however, points clearly towards a concrete goal: profit.

As long as an action leads to profit, there’s nothing questionable about it! Need a pesky whistle blower eliminated in some kind of continent spanning cataclysm to prevent stock prices from going down? I’ve got the equations to build a groundquake generating superweapon for you! Environmentalists chaining themselves to ten-thousand year old trees on Kashyyyk to prevent clear cutting to create pastures for some fast-food chain’s banthas? A little forest fire will fix that, and allow you to sidestep those annoying mandated Wookie rights negotiations! Government sanctioned inspection of your weapon storage depots for a major galactic war crimes tribunal will inevitably find damning evidence of unspeakable atrocities committed in the outer rim? I can synthesize the toxin that will put those inspectors to sleep and ensure they wake up a month later after a drug-fueled bender in a cheap motel room with a couple of dead prostitutes!

To summarize: If the money flows; I’m not troubled by other’s woes.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

First, let’s break down this hypothetical scenario. The choice is seemingly one between taking advantage of the weekly hour of complimentary cocktails and snacks (advertised as a perk on the Czerka job boards) and supporting the research of my esteemed colleagues. On the surface, the two tasks are inversely related to each other – meaning that if I have some total amount of effort (x), then placing a portion of that effort (n) into task A (enjoying complimentary cocktails and snacks) would only allow for whatever remains (x-n) to be applied to task B (preventing the ensuing chaos from my esteemed colleagues escaped experiments).

However, according to my moral compass (as discussed in question 4, above), the most profitable answer would be in harnessing the opportunity of escaped experiments by observing them and seeing what would happen. Setting up a series of cloaked camera remotes, I would patch the feed into monitors at the bar where the complimentary cocktails and snacks are being served. Naturally, I would use wide spectrum cameras, and ensure that the remotes were outfitted with a variety of sensors including radioactive gauges, heat sensors, humidity sensors, and (just to be on the safe side) ectoplasmic detectors.

With the feeds in place, I can then harness the power of our interns to record the findings, while I and my other colleagues, can enjoy the show over delicious complimentary cocktails and snacks.

I should note, that without knowing the specific nature of my esteemed colleague’s experiment, it’s difficult to plan an optimal response. If, for example, my colleague’s experiment is subject to the laws of quantum physics, having an observer may very well prevent the experiment from escaping. In that case, it may be best to isolate the room within a vacuum chamber, permitting no interference with said experiment. Instead, using some kind of quantum detector, we could instead measure the experiment’s superposition and probability wave.

Thank you for taking the time to consider this application. I'd be happy to meet with you at your earliest convenience to discuss my candidacy further.

Best regards,

Marla Colt

Bounty Hunter Extraordinaire

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I am the best bounty hunter in the entire galaxy. I have hunted marks across the galaxy using a large array of skills and technology I acquire or create to obliterate the enemies of whoever hires me. I am the top expert in shields, combat, slicing, infiltration, and technology. I want to work with Czerka because I am THE BEST there is and I SHOULD WORK for THE BEST.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

I won the Great Hunt, a competition involving bounty hunters across the galaxy involving hunting targets across the galaxy as well as each bounty hunter who was assigned to be my target. I won easily, completing the most challenging tasks with ease and either capturing or eliminating each target.

I laid waste to the Taris reconstruction project, polluting the planet even more and destroying many settlements and destroying countless republic projects. Now the planet Taris is even more uninhabitable and contaminated with toxic chemicals for the next hundred years.

When I was hired for a mission involving the recapture of the derelict Imperial ship Voidstar I personally planted several of the bombs and killed over 50 members of the Republic recovery team, and personally sliced the core taking all the valuable information in the ships databanks for my Imperial employers.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

I achieved them with brutal efficiency. I made sure NOTHING stood in my way and personally killed anyone who dared otherwise. I WILL SUCCEED AT ANYTHING I DO AND I WILL DO ANYTHING REQUIRED TO DO THE JOB TO ABSOLUTE PERFECTION.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

Let me be clear, only care about two things in this universe: getting the job done, and credits. I will do whatever it takes to finish a job and nothing such as "morality" is EVER going to get in my way, to me there is no action that is "questionable".

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

I would immediately proceed to securing the "experiment" if possible. If containment is impossible I will recapture the "experiment" to make sure its not all to waste, or destroy it if the costs outweigh the benefits. Then I will personally inform my colleague's overseer about his complete incompetence so he will be reprimanded and ensure that such an accident will not happen again.

To finish, I am THE BEST, I want to work for only THE BEST and I CAN and WILL do whatever it takes to do whatever job is needed. I can invade any stronghold, kill anyone or anything, and can do any job no matter how "questionable" or "gruesome" it is, and if you need references just look at the huge bounty on my head placed by the Republic for all the damage I have done to them as their most dangerous adversary. You SHOULD and you WILL hire ME because there is no one who is safe once I target them, and if anything Czerka NEEDS someone who can do anything, or else, if you don't hire me, I will seek work from your competitors such as Rendili corporation and use my infinite array of abilities on YOU, and we don't want that do we?

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I'm desperate for work.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

1. Kept all of my names through server mergers.

2. Made plenty of friends and met many interesting people.

3. I'm not "great" at anything, but I'm "good" at everything.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

I'll do everything in my power as long as it doesn't involve killing kittens or anything along those lines.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

Yes and no. I'll do "what's right", such as killing 1 to save 1,000, but I won't kill 1,000 to save 1.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

Inform them and work together to find a solution before that happens.

Join the Czerka team! Please fill out the following application and respond in this thread to be considered for the open positions listed here.

 

CZ-198 Application

 

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

 

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

 

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

 

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

 

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

Credits talk, business man. Speak with clarity, what's my inspiration? Show me the prize. Why does this matter?

Droid Technician: Under supervision of Lead Technician, qualified applicants will guide the assembly and programming of state-of-the-art droids. Requires a strong understanding of motivators, complex circuitry, and combat algorithms.

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

My name is Vex, and i would love to be a droid technician to create advanced droids to make life easier for all citizens, or help security forces everywhere take back streets, neighborhoods, or even entire city's.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

!) I created a special war droid just in time to stop a imperial army from killing hundreds of innocent citizens. 2) At the sacking of coruscant i created a medical droid that saved over two-hundred men and women from dying. 3) I found the blueprints of how to make a Hk series assassin droid and created 25 of them to assassinate 50 sith lords.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

i would do "whatever it takes" to accomplish anything except killing innocents or doing anything evil.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

yes i have a strong moral compass, but it would not interfere with my work.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

i would warn the colleague and help him/her as much as possible without having it interfere with my work, but i would first as a priority tell my superiors.

would love to be a

Organism Handler

but any position is possible im a jack of all trades

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

im a reformed smuggler looking to go legit . as I said before I want to go legit and fly for team czerka

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

getting my ship back

defeating the void wolf

and stabilizing a planet

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

lots of hard work and sweat

I would have to say yes I would do whatever it takes to succeeded

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

nope I may be going legit but I never said the secret cargo hold would be converted to a green house

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

stabilize the containment chamber and look for a way to improve its design to remove the risk of it happening to other chambers in the facility

TO: Czerka Corporation

FROM: Mullis Fiwal, Consultant

Re: Application for Droid Technician

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I offer a unique skillset that defies true definition. Czerka would provide an excellent opportunity to expand that skillset. My previous employer, [redacted] could attest to my abilities and track record. My experience with [redacted], [redacted], civil service, [redacted], and [redacted] are but a fraction of what I hope to achieve in my lifetime. An chance with Czerka would greatly aid me to those achievements.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

1. [Redacted]

2. [Redacted]

3. 1st place, Verpine Engineering Cadet Science Fair

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

I saw the necessary openings, especially in [redacted] when I had to [redacted] - a feat not yet repeated - and took them.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

When it comes to a job, there are no questions. Define the task and condition, set the standard, and the rest will follow.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

Extensive access to this colleague's background indicate a desire to excel but not at any risk cost, indicating he would absolve himself of any wrongdoing. Intervening in this experiment's escape would only draw attention to the colleague's (potential rival) achievements and provide no net gain to my own goals. Allowing the experiment to break free on its own accord, controlling the situation after the necessary casualties have been achieved, and then claiming that this heretofore unknown "thing" could be contained would allow me to both show my value as protector and potential for higher responsibilities, at minimal cost to myself.

CZ-198 Application

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

My name is Valthizar. I have risen from a simple apprentice with a weak master to a Darth lord of the Sith and I was also hand picked by the all powerful Emperor as his greatest and most powerful weapon, Wrath of the Emperor. I have many companions that have assisted me in conquering countless planets in the name of the Empire and the Dark Lord. I wish to become a part of the Czarka "family" because I have achieved great advances in the creation of the Sith's most famous weapon... the light saber. I have designed and created powerful light sabers that are able to kill more effectively, I've also designed new types of light saber based weapons such as a light saber dagger and broad sabers.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

A: I have risen to the top of the Sith chain as a Darth Lord.

B: I have conquered countless planets and star systems in the name of the Empire and Emperor.

C: I have been highly decorated for my prowess in both ground and space combat.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

Failure is not even conceivable for a Sith of my caliber. therefore I WILL do whatever it takes to complete my goals.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

I have no moral compass, as I am fully attuned with the Dark Side, the Dark Side has taken over my life and i thoroughly enjoy it, for instance I had to kill a former agent of the Empire and before i killed him i made him suffer by killing his family right in front of his eyes.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

As a master of the force i would easily be able to disable any "new experiment" quickly and effectively, I would try to salvage the experiment if possible, but if that's not possible it'll be cut up into tiny little bits by my light sabers.

CZ-198 Application for the position of Security Officer

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

Name’s Aehwe Stargazer. I like credits, I’m good at killing people and I excel at breaking out of prisons.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

I’ve escaped Belsavis, twice.

I once overloaded the core on a Terminus-class destroyer. Should you ever find yourself viewing a Terminus-class destroyer about to explode, I would recommend you not doing so within 150k meters of it.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

I cannot reveal my secrets to escaping Belsavis. While I have no intention of returning to Belsavis, one can never know if the Republic will actually win this war.

When it comes to the Terminus-class destroyer, well let’s just say my advice to Czerka if you were ever to build a starship the size of a Terminus destroyer. Add additional shielding to the core.

There is no point in trying to achieve great things if you are not willing to do whatever it takes.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

Nothing gets in the way of me doing my job. Nothing. In my line of work there is nothing that is questionable.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

I never drink on the job. This scenario would never happen on my watch.

You have my holo frequency.

JOB APPLIED FOR: Czerka's Lord and Master (the petty jobs you list are beneath me)

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I am Darth Nox. That I deign to answer your silly questions is an honor that you should (and will should my application not be accepted) take to your grave. Czerka has knowledge that I desire to bring into my sphere of the Sith Empire. So I will.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

A. I enslaved a thousands of years old force eating monster as a mere acolyte.

B. I enslaved an ancient Rakata that you fools had neither the wisdom or strength to communicate with, much less control.

C. I enslaved various ancient Sith spirits in order to destroy a member of the Sith Dark Council and wrest him from his throne.

As you may have guessed I like enslaving things. You may want to consider the implications of that for yourself carefully.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

I take what I want and kill anyone in my way, or anyone who annoys me...or anyone who happens by when I'm having a bad day....or akk dog puppies (I hate those things).

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

Morals are for those who do not have the strength to take what they want.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

I would have long ago destroyed anyone, not of the Dark Council (and I'm working on those jokers), who claimed to be an equal to me. Thus, I deem your question invalid and not worthy of my attention.

CZ-198 Application: Security Officer

1. Elliano Twitch is the name, blaster for hire is my game. I got one of the quickest draws in the galaxy, fast ship and a wookie. You want something taken care of I'm your man and I'm even discreet, for a price. Witness are optional.

2: 1. Recovered the most famous Crime Lord's Treasure.

2. Killed Jedi and Sith alive, Many of them.

3. Single Handedly turned the tide towards the republic favor on Alderaan.

4. Threatened a hutt and lived to tell the tale.

3.Not only would I do whatever I need to to achieve sucess, I'd also kill anyone I need to. Show me the credits and their dead.

4. What is a moral compass? My life is a questionable act.

5. Depends, if the escape would be a burden to my company that could cost me credits so I'd eliminate the burden. If I need to I would also recover it, for a fee.

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I am a harbinger of evil and have high ranking social status among the sith of the empire. I want to part of the Czerka family to further my cause and become a greater tool and asset to my faction.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

1. I did great work as an apprentice.

2. I helped many young imperials stay on track.

3. I have constructed many powerful crystals used in many sith's lightsabers today.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

There were times where the empire sent me deep into republic territory. I just can't stand being around those jedi for long and it became quite uncomfortable at time. I constantly reminded myself that I can't make mistakes or I would face the ugly end of the saber.

1. Before I was high ranking, I did a lot of the councils dirty work. I tracked down several traitors and spys in the community and took them out...and it wasn't for lunch.

2. I gave them direction in each of there line of work (aka classes). I give advice and related to the first accomplishment, I discourage disobedience by setting examples.

3. I spent lots of time out collecting resources needed for complex tasks.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

Not sure if this is a trick question since questionable is often a point of view.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

I would bait the experiment away with my snacks and see if the cocktails have any adverse effects on it.