Folgrin Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) This is Imperial reporter Folgrin with the Imperial News Holonet. The Emperor declared war today on the Grand Gungan Army. Some are fearful that further expenditure of military resources for a campaign against the Gungans, on the eve of war with the Galactic Republic, is ill advised. After questioned about this, Imperial Grand Moff Kilran was quoted saying "This will be a quick and decisive victory for the Empire" and thusly putting many at ease. Grand Moff Kilran also advised concerned Imperial citizens to refer to the Imperial battle plan for solace: UPLOADING DATA... Imperial war council projections Declaration of a State of War with Gungan Grand Army Address of the Emperor of the Sith Empire Delivered before a joint session of the Dark Council The Empire has declared a state of war with the Gungan Grand Army The Emperor has ordered the dark council to recognize a state of war between the Empire together with Mandolarians and the Gungan Grand Army Sith Empire Darth Decimus printing office Drummund Kaas Excerpt of the Emperors address to the Dark Council: "Gungan society is the sourge of the Galaxy. It is by time their light has gone out of the universe." The Imperial Armada will start their bombardment of Gunga City when they rendezvous with the Mandalorian fleet. This is Folgrin reporting, Imperial News The proclamations of the Emperor and extracts from the Imperial Archive record showing only the official action of the Emperor and Dark Council members in connection therewith. Edited February 22, 2012 by Folgrin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) I call foul. Gungans weren't discovered yet. You might want to put this in the subsection at the top of the forum too. )) Edited February 22, 2012 by Guildrum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToEasy Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 That was quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Lord Anysao:But what about the gungan eggs? The Emperor: We'll give them to the student hot lunch program! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almghty_gir Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 i hate to inform you, but i bruglir fellblade, killed Grand Moff Kilran during an incursion into one of your prisons. therefor your information is false. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 i hate to inform you, but i bruglir fellblade, killed Grand Moff Kilran during an incursion into one of your prisons. therefor your information is false. Nuh uhhh!!!! Hes just sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folgrin Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 Apparently knowledge of this race was recently discovered in a rakata data cron. The Empires goals are to stop abominations such as this from ever happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHiddey Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 abominations such as this (Darth Vader): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 When do we get to wear hats made of gungan flesh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leighlin Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 When do we get to wear hats made of gungan flesh? AH! Yes! I was wondering when these some out. I recently got a coupon for one. Don't tell my jedi masters though >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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