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Key word here is: pre·cise

 

adjective

1.

definitely or strictly stated, defined, or fixed: precise directions.

2.

being exactly that and neither more nor less: a precise temperature; a precise amount.

3.

being just that and no other: the precise dress she had wanted.

4.

definite or exact in statement, as a person.

5.

carefully distinct: precise articulation.

 

Maybe you are confusing the word with accurate and lethal!

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And yet not one heroic character is killed by there marksmanship, despite them having ample shots. WHY?

 

I was having this debate with friends in 1980. Are they any worse than any other movie bad guy --for instance when some hero rides his motorcycle at a hundred submachine gun toting mooks and there is a hail of ricochets off the pavement. Yeah, it's like that. At least they were shown taking out rebels on Tantive V.

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It's because Ben was lying. It was all part of his and Yoda's plot to manipulate Luke into succeeding where they had failed.

 

See, Ben actually paid the Sandpeople to attack Luke, then run off like that. It's why they didn't kill Luke and why they ran when Ben came waving his arms like an idiot.

 

After Luke and Ben left the area, Yoda showed up and killed them all.

 

While Ben was talking to Luke in his house, Yoda was busy killing those Jawas, then making it LOOK like it was Stormtroopers trying to make it look like sandpeople (using the gear he got from killing the sandpeople).

 

Then, while Ben and Luke were looking at the sandcrawler and Ben was blaming it on Stormtroopers, Yoda was at the Lars Homestead, killing Owen and Beru.

 

It's really obvious, when you think about it.

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Apparently the original cut of A New Hope where Luke, Han, Chewbacca and Obi-wan were gunned down and killed by precise marksmanship on their way to the Milennium Falcon to flee Tatooine wasn't that well received.

 

What do they call that? Didn't test well with audiences. I guess if you were making a movie about bad@** super soldiers who round up fundamentalist religious terrorists in the desert it would work fine.

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And yet not one heroic character is killed by there marksmanship, despite them having ample shots. WHY?

 

In ANH the Stormtroopers successfully convince a former stormtrooper (Han Solo) that they were trying to kill them whilst firing from the hip, that they didn't accidentally hit anyone is a testament to their accuracy not a sign of inaccuracy. In addition you people need to get some experience in actually shooting a gun while on the move, it's not as easy as Hollywood would like to depict. For example on average for every insurgent killed by US armed forces in Iraq, we expended in excess of a thousand rounds.

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It's because Ben was lying. It was all part of his and Yoda's plot to manipulate Luke into succeeding where they had failed.

 

See, Ben actually paid the Sandpeople to attack Luke, then run off like that. It's why they didn't kill Luke and why they ran when Ben came waving his arms like an idiot.

 

After Luke and Ben left the area, Yoda showed up and killed them all.

 

While Ben was talking to Luke in his house, Yoda was busy killing those Jawas, then making it LOOK like it was Stormtroopers trying to make it look like sandpeople (using the gear he got from killing the sandpeople).

 

Then, while Ben and Luke were looking at the sandcrawler and Ben was blaming it on Stormtroopers, Yoda was at the Lars Homestead, killing Owen and Beru.

 

It's really obvious, when you think about it.

 

Brilliant! That's why Obi Wan was conveniently able to speak Shyriiwook. The known Wookiee sympathizer Yoda had pre-arranged the trip to Alderaan with Chewbacca, a known associate, prior to their arrival at Mos Eisely.

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Sorry if this has been posted, not read all the thread, I'm lazy, shoot me.

 

But, storm troopers are bad shots coz of the following.

 

If a trooper was a good shot and killed someone of importance, they would have been promoted.

They all knew, the higher up the ranking, the closer you get to Vader.

The closer you get to Vader, the more likely you are to be killed by Force Choke (or something similar).

 

Bad shot, no promotion, you stay alive.

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well sort of it means that the Storm Troopers are just as good as your average WW1 conscript and not the super soldiers that people make them out to be.

 

Of course you would think that they would add targeting computers in the Storm Troopers helmets or something.

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Apparently the original cut of A New Hope where Luke, Han, Chewbacca and Obi-wan were gunned down and killed by precise marksmanship on their way to the Milennium Falcon to flee Tatooine wasn't that well received.

 

Yeah, too many plot holes, and the redone script threw them out of the time limit for a short story, so they turned "Desert Troopers" into "Star Wars".

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