DreamerBrian Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Are you from the Bastion server? Do you have a hankerin' for trollin'? Post here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieBrown Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I have an unguilded level 42, body type 3 female Jedi knight on The Bastion. While on that character, I once responded to Jawa spam on fleet. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cilas Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Are you from the Bastion server? Do you have a hankerin' for trollin'? Post here! you need to say something like "Bastion PvP'ers suck, POT5 is WAY better." to get them to troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForsakenKing Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) you need to say something like "Bastion PvP'ers suck, POT5 is WAY better." to get them to troll the worst ranked Repub guild on Pot5 would whoop a** on all the best bastion guilds. think that will work? Edited January 17, 2013 by ForsakenKing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadescythe Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I hear Bastion PVP is so bad that Gingers could 1v1 everyone WITHOUT hacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyhigh Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Our Green Geared PUG PUBS could beat their best Ranked Group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Precursor Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) I don't know how I found this thread. But I love this thread. It's a nice frikin thread. Edited January 17, 2013 by Darth_Precursor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cilas Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I don't know how I found this thread. But I love this thread. It's a nice frikin thread. This thread likes you too Guess it didn't work OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarfunkz Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Where is the number one area a bastion player is during a warzone? The respawn point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyhigh Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) Chuck Norris no longer! BASTION! Bastion has already been to Mars! That's why there are no signs of life! Edited January 17, 2013 by Skyhigh derp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyhigh Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Bastion can win a game of connect four in three moves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtBranham Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I heard Bastion players can get girls pregnant using nothing but prescription medications and a turkey baster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamerBrian Posted January 17, 2013 Author Share Posted January 17, 2013 I heard that girls from the Bastion have a way of repelling unwanted rape sperm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtBranham Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 And they also have binders full of women. But not the pretty ones. They don't like those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyhigh Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: The Bastion. Edited January 17, 2013 by Skyhigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidkidz Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Few people know this but there was, in fact, a fourth wiseman who gave Jesus the gift of beard. Jesus stood up out of his manger saying it was his favorite gift of all four. The other three wisemen were so jealous that they paid people off, did people favors etc. to omit the Bastion's name from any historical records. Mysteriously all three wisemen died from blaster and lightsaber wounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmitchell Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 holy crap i didnt know casual had a famous person in their guild, nice job razbot http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0214430/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz_tree Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Epic burn, I admire the amount of dedication and commitment of time it must have taken to find that one. Also, yeah you suck. #dunked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gomex Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Epic burn, I admire the amount of dedication and commitment of time it must have taken to find that one. Also, yeah you suck. #dunked you can't dunk, you're too fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloe Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 He's not fat, he's big boned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmitchell Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Epic burn, I admire the amount of dedication and commitment of time it must have taken to find that one. Also, yeah you suck. #dunked yes i was the one that found that, thanks for the credit lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJnEw Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 I will kill everyone with my sorc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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