Anysao Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 A lot of gOod jokes here. I recognized a few, and it made me (litterly) laugh out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almostinsane Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Vette: (low health) The Galaxy is about to be down one cute Twi'lek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 Vette: (low health) The Galaxy is about to be down one cute Twi'lek! this is gotta be the best. im actually tempted to go sith warrior just for Vettey!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Explosive_Lasers Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) Trymbo is the winner of this thread, hands down. "When you get blown up, come back and tell me about it! EVERYONE ELSE HAS!" "Now I'm... I'm smelling (something or other berries). Oh! OH! That would be... terrible in an Alderaanian stew!' "My wife told you that, didn't she? Don't listen to her, she's been dead for twelve years!" "Yeah, I met him. He's a few freighters short of a convoy, if you know what I mean." "Tell me about it. Every time I talk to him he thinks I'm his dead uncle that got sucked into a black hole." Edit: I just like his tone of voice. The VA did a good job with him. Edited February 23, 2012 by Explosive_Lasers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Raven_Lord Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) Can't believe nobody brought this one up! World quest giver on Dromund Kaas: "That Grathan's a real mad scientist type. Likes weapons, Cyborgs, Droids, Ergonomic Chairs!" I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair. Edited February 23, 2012 by The_Raven_Lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcpDarkMatter Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Nothing from T7 yet? "Jedi = Good to go/T7 = All terrain vehicle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atanasov Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 For my Sith INquis for the Collicoid mission for the vault. Guy: Only a Collicoid can survive the toxins in the vault!!! Me: How do you know Im not a Collicoid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser_Ant Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I'm torn between two, i can't remember the mission but as a BH i killed some guy for some codes for a data to put on a holonet and he claims i was going to kill him, so i did and as he dies he mutters "i hate always being right". Made me laugh. For nastalga though one of the early BH missions gave me the option to count to 3 and then kill them which is a bit of an easter egg towards kotor. Made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinyaXiana Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 The first one that made me laugh was my male Sith Inq at the early quests. "I don't care" "I still don't bloody well care." It was the voice that made me laugh, so british sounding from this buff pure blooded sith. It also sounded like one of the voice overs from Yu-gi-oh abridged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrobes Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Ones in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwenP Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 We all know the real comedian in TOR: 2V-R8 - "Always a pleasure, master. I hope you're having an excellent day and feel no desire to deactivate me." First time I heard it I turned to my wife and said: 'That's an option?!! Where to I get that option?!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FixerFortyKay Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Wait, no-one has mentioned Captain Jeelg's introduction yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fallenthorn Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 OMG. i cant believe this one is not in here. Ord mantel: I dont know a Paul...Im BONECRUSHER!!! (the 98 pound string bean) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirameki Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) From a random quest on Nar Shaddaa : "I love assasinating assassins. They always look so surprised." Edited February 23, 2012 by Kirameki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwain Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 The Trooper is severely lacking in this regard, but there is a gem here. *Trooper confronts pirate over stolen piece of an Imperial code machine* Imperial Soldier: Halt in the name of the Empire! You are in possession of stolen Imperial property! Trooper: Sorry, we are in the middle of a business transaction, let me get to you later. Another from the Trooper, in Voss when confronting a pure blood sith lord, he starts talking about how much superior he is and about his great schemes and such, really arrogant, then after fighting and defeating him Sith Lord: something like "how was this possible you should have not been a match for me, you are not even force sensitive you are just a simple human and I'm a pure blood sith" and a lot more of that Trooper: "is that the best you can come up for your final words ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stineo Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) Soc/Assassin lines: 1) Murder and mayhem await. 2) Just show me where the fun is. Sith warrior's Jaesa saying "More nerfs to the slaughter!" My son's favorite line was when we were doing the Ravenite quest line and his character said to one of the quest givers.... "I don't want to go to your stupid cave." Edited February 23, 2012 by stineo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defel Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 M1-4X after clicking on him in your ship over and over Do not worry, master! My armor is impenetrable to your touch, no matter how repetitive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOnlyKyrenS Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) Vette: Towers ought to be towering. I approve. in othere words: towers gonna tower Edited February 23, 2012 by TheOnlyKyrenS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisaRavensoul Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Female Sith Inquisitor: "Lady, consider yourself a former member of the living." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gronkaarr Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 "We can pay for his head. That ugly bantha stain is done" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConspicuousTree Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Warrior's Master: Yeeeeaaaaarggggghhh! I cannot break him! Sith Warrior: Is there a problem here? Warrior's Master: Who would ask such a stupid question!? Clearly, there's a problem here! If you just imagine pulling the most titanic trollface when you ask if there's a problem... It's a fantastic line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Kaliyo has the best one-liners, like the one in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delusionallama Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Manneus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arendis Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Warrior's Master: Yeeeeaaaaarggggghhh! I cannot break him! Sith Warrior: Is there a problem here? Warrior's Master: Who would ask such a stupid question!? Clearly, there's a problem here! If you just imagine pulling the most titanic trollface when you ask if there's a problem... It's a fantastic line. Ha ha, yes. This was great. Your master is SO VERY ANGRY and your character just deadpans the question. I also loved the "assassinating the assasins" line that someone else mentioned, it's amazing as a male Imperial Agent in particular. Doctor Lokin has a great line out in the field about how his qualifications as a medical doctor have...lapsed. The delivery is perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diopter Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Anything Guss Tuno (smuggler companion) says. I especially like, in the Mon Cal voice, "I heal you with Jedi powers!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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