Darth Baras has to take the word of his apprentice when he gets his shoes shined.

 

(you know...it's bad we're all making fat jokes here....but you know, at least I [and I am pretty overweight] find them funny. Got to laugh at yourself)

 

An unlucky acolyte tried to steal Baras' mask to find out what he looked like underneath...only to die a horrible death out of fright after he found Barney the Dinosaur.

 

Political, so spoilered:

 

 

 

 

(no body said I was funny)

Darth Baras has to take the word of his apprentice when he gets his shoes shined.

 

Lol I like that one.

 

Darth Baras is the galactic champion of Hutt Ball. Simply because he takes the expression "Be the ball" too literally.

The Hutt's nickname for Darth Baras is "fatty"

The Hutt's nickname for Darth Baras is "fatty"

 

I think we may have a winner.

I really don't understand why Baras is the subject of fat jokes. To me even Warden Graal is more the resident lard ***. He actually reminds me of some fat **** manager I knew irl who died of a heart attack not too long ago.

I really don't understand why Baras is the subject of fat jokes. To me even Warden Graal is more the resident lard ***. He actually reminds me of some fat **** manager I knew irl who died of a heart attack not too long ago.

 

Probably the fact that Baras wears a mask that reminds a lot of people of Cartman from South Park.

I think we may have a winner.

 

I would have to agree so far that is number one.

Oh Lord have mercy on people who have to suffer through that

 

Darth Baras once killed a man by grabbing him and smothering him with his belly.

 

Hahaha thanks for that mental picture

Probably the fact that Baras wears a mask that reminds a lot of people of Cartman from South Park.

 

Eh? His mask looks nothing like Cartman? He reminds me more of either a crash etst dummy, a Dark Lord of Helgedad from the Lone Wolf series, or even Baal, Jared Syn's son from that cheesy 80's scifi movie Metalstorm.

 

As for Cartman, most of the Huttlord's in this game remind me more of him than Baras ever would. Fat, lazy, manipulative, gluttonous, selfish...When I had my Sith Warrior butchering Hutss on Quesh and Nar Shaddaa, I was definitely reminded more of Cartman there then any audience with Baras.

If Darth Baras falls, he would send Dromund Kass out of orbit.

 

[i'm not funny either ]

Eh? His mask looks nothing like Cartman? He reminds me more of either a crash etst dummy, a Dark Lord of Helgedad from the Lone Wolf series, or even Baal, Jared Syn's son from that cheesy 80's scifi movie Metalstorm.

 

Wow, someone else read Lone Wolf?

Darth Baras passed his Sith trials by sitting on his rival supplicants.

 

There use to be hundreds of All You Can Eat buffets in Dromund Kas....but they went out of business.

 

The Emperor has forbidden Darth Baras from dancing....the last time six people were hospitalized and two fell to their deaths in the citadel.

Eh? His mask looks nothing like Cartman? He reminds me more of either a crash etst dummy, a Dark Lord of Helgedad from the Lone Wolf series, or even Baal, Jared Syn's son from that cheesy 80's scifi movie Metalstorm.

 

As for Cartman, most of the Huttlord's in this game remind me more of him than Baras ever would. Fat, lazy, manipulative, gluttonous, selfish...When I had my Sith Warrior butchering Hutss on Quesh and Nar Shaddaa, I was definitely reminded more of Cartman there then any audience with Baras.

 

Baras:

Fat? Check.

Lazy? Has the SW do all his errands during Chapters 1 and 2. So check.

Manipulative? He's a Sith Lord. So check.

Gluttonous? Unless it's a glandular problem, check.

Selfish? Willing to sacrifice his Apprentice for a seat on the Dark Council instead of sharing the glory with the one who did all his errands during Chapters 1 and 2. Definitely check.

 

Also, he has several "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!" moments (especially if you troll him) and even a "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home." moment.... oh, and let's not forget the "SUCK MY B*LLS!!!!!!" moment if you

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** Spoiler added for those who haven't finished the SW story yet. Hit "SHOW" at own risk.

Faster than a speeding walrus....more powerful than a ninja panda....it's Darth Baras!

 

I understand that Darth Baras originally auditioned to be a Pandarian, but was rejected for being too skinny.

Edited September 12, 2012 by Joushigun

No, I made it from scratch. The cake is a lie is a Portal reference.

 

To quote, go to my post and press Quote on the top right of it.

I think he ment in game, so if he says the Cake Code you get the credit not him

 

x type's it but it reads *y says: The cake is a lie, there is only pie*

instead of "x says: The cake is a lie,there is only pie*

darth coinslot!!!!! Edited September 12, 2012 by GigglesXRevenge

Eh? His mask looks nothing like Cartman? He reminds me more of either a crash etst dummy, a Dark Lord of Helgedad from the Lone Wolf series, or even Baal, Jared Syn's son from that cheesy 80's scifi movie Metalstorm.

 

As for Cartman, most of the Huttlord's in this game remind me more of him than Baras ever would. Fat, lazy, manipulative, gluttonous, selfish...When I had my Sith Warrior butchering Hutss on Quesh and Nar Shaddaa, I was definitely reminded more of Cartman there then any audience with Baras.

 

It's not the mask that makes me think of Cartman at all...it's how he acts. Selfish, stupid, egomanaical. Every time he gets mad at me I swear I'm gonna hear him go, "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

Darth Baras allowed Vette to live in hopes that she would become his slave. So that she could make him all the baked goods he wanted. He killed all of his previous slaves because they couldn't provide the amount of baked goods needed to satisfy his ferocious hunger. So he ate them.

Darth Baras allowed Vette to live in hopes that she would become his slave. So that she could make him all the baked goods he wanted. He killed all of his previous slaves because they couldn't provide the amount of baked goods needed to satisfy his ferocious hunger. So he ate them.

 

And my Warrior ended up getting Vette and giving Darth Tubby the middle finger

When Darth Baras uses force run, he almost goes at the pace of typical walking...

Darth Baras made a simple mistake - he thought a person weight created power

 

He also thought it nice to save the last cookie for the hutt

The reason the empire needs a break from the war is because they are broke - paying for his overly large toilet and dung pipes caused galactic recession.

When Baras participated in the peace negotiations on Alderraen, he made the Repulic agree to his terms by threatening to sit on them and release gas

Sith Lord: Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

*munching noises*

Jedi: Erm, I think that fat guy over there just ate them all...

Sith Lord: What the...Baras!

When Warden Graal sat on a Republic credit, a booger came out of Saresh's nose.

Come to the Dark Side http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/Megamagicman88/I0VMpc1347639744.jpg