stayonboard Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 I hate general Garza with a passion.... I make her angry at me every chance I get Maybe OP should try that out if he's into that kinky stuff LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toju Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 (edited) ...the hell is wrong with you OMG, too funny. That ain't no cougar, that's a sabertooth. You ever seen a desert cavern, soldier? Not a drop of moisture in sight. The entrance is pocked and scarred from years of gritty sand and violent windstorms. =D made my day... They need an [Attack] option, +500 lightside point =) Edited January 4, 2012 by Toju Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnene Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 It would be like a hotdog through a hallway... /pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixonenine Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Garza's been married thrice before for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lectro Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 In new quests, I would like to see a [Flirt] option for General Garza and the chance to bed her. I like my ladies aged like a fine wine.... like a nicely aged 75 year old bottle of wine. Mmmmmm. TASTY! And anyone else notice General Garza got the BOOM BOOM BOOM behind going on? It's huge! She must have implants in her trunk. lol My God Man !!! ROFL !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakiir Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Eww...... and lol..... but mostly eww...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morrismonster Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 To be honest, it's odd they didn't change the body type for Garza. You can see she has an amazing figure underneath that uniform despite the aged face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishcatch Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 To be honest, it's odd they didn't change the body type for Garza. You can see she has an amazing figure underneath that uniform despite the aged face.That does nothing for her acidic personality, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrumpetNut Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 hen I saw this on the Forums I was laughing so hard how could u like an old lady so mean too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euripides Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I am all for this. Her hips... like a massive, storm tossed battleship, rocking back and forth with an unstoppable, unrelenting force... to say nothing of her heaving tracks of land. Motorboat? Nay nay, sir, you'll require a navy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsuboo Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I would like the option to [Flirt] with the general but tbh, when she scolds me, (which is all the time) I get a little turned on. She has junk in that trunk and from the back has the body of a 20+ in her prime, from the front below the head its prime, from head up its not nice Gotta admit, this thread has kept me very entertained while working yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_gideon Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 (edited) I remember reading this thread when it was first created. Nearly a year ago. Edited December 28, 2012 by _gideon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hevra Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Good lord, it'd be like throwing a banana down Oxford Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVoi Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 If there will be option for same sex flirting, I don't see why there shouldn't be old folk flirting. After all, there's plenty of flirt between straight conversations regardless of age on the MALE side, why not female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gannacus Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Garza has a head like a prune - its that bad it would be a tough choice between her and Qyzen Fess given the option Besides, why is she even a consideration with Dorne waiting in her cabin ? Poor Elara... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TORPlayer Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 they're especially sexy when they lose all their teeth. lol!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnboltedPuddle Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Bow chica bow wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traejun Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 (edited) Reported!! Your a sick little moo cow. I hate Garza. I hate her too. That's why this option is attractive to me. Ever heard of a "hate [bang]". I'd bang the snot out of that old bag. Edited January 10, 2013 by Traejun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draxuxus Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I bet she would drop it like its hot and break YOUR hip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TORPlayer Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 i bet she would drop it like its hot and break your hip. stop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quendishir Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Can I be the presiding officer at your NJP...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaShuk Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Ugh...no, she is probably my least favorite NPC class contact in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fajutagana Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Garza = **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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