So far, for me, the funniest moment in the game is torwards the end of chapter one, for the Sith Inquisitor. You have to go to Nar Shadda to claim your Ancestor's Lightsaber, but it has fallen into the hands of this gangster. When you reach him, he is telling you that his mercs are all bad-*** mofos, who make Sith look like ******. But when he turns to them to start the beat down, the mercs are like "Oh hell no!", and want nothing to do with your Sith.

Facing the Jedi Master on board the Aurora as Bounty Hunter.

 

Jedi Master (Hand wave) "You will drop your weapons and surrender"

 

My Bounty Hunter reply (Hand Wave) "You are gonna realize what a complete idiot you look like"

 

Might not be entirely accurate, but that line and the entire delivery is simply incredible.

 

Then there is also a sequence on board an Imperial warship where a Seargent wants to confisacte me and my companions weapons (who are all standing behind me) while backed up by 7 or so troopers.

 

Bounty Hunter: "Anyone who is not running by the time the Sergeant hits the floor is dead"

 

Four imperial troopers immediately turn around and bail, simply priceless.

 

Beyond that many of the things Gault say are great humor.

 

 

 

As Sith warrior though i havent gotten far I loved the conversation as you returned to Darth Baras following your attack upon that renegade Sith Lords compound on Dromund Kass.

 

The way he yells in anger causing the entire room to shake is great, but even better when followed up with the:

 

Sith Warrior: "Is something wrong, Master?"

 

Darth Baras still angry "Who would ask such a stupid question!"

 

Pure win.

Edited January 9, 2012 by Triforcedragon

Dart Ekkage going berserk because her assassins isn't here and killing Operative, who saved her at first place. With me appearing and statitng how amusing it is.

 

And her assassins earlier:

 

Sith Assassins: We will not go against Emperor. We will kill this traitors and leave.

Trooper (nervious): Ehh... you are not really going to slaughter us, are you?

Assassin: No, not really *Force Choke all troopers*

Edited January 9, 2012 by Gelious

Oh right in the Bounty hunter storyline if you play female, when you encounter Torian on Taris and he holds a gun to the back of your head you can choose the most awesome line ever.

 

It is something like (Flirt) "I have missed you" (Disarm him)

 

The result is him lowering his guard and you smakcing him to the floor followed by a perfectly delivered "Men" from your character and paired with a "I deserved that" from Torian. Best start to any relationship

1 thing I kinda miss from the weekend beta's, sometime when a enemy was killed, they froze in place instead of falling to the ground, insta rigormortis! It would have been nice if they kept that, and let archeology gather them as statues! It would be fitting as a sith to collect tropies like that.....

 

that happened to me yesterday, I charged into a group on taris and AoE them and then got really annoyed none of my attacks were workin, four of them had died in place aiming guns at me.

 

*Slight Spoilers* I really enjoyed the sith warrior quest on drummond kaas when your goin to pick up the republic spy and are greeted by 2 groups, who then decid to duke it out with each other as you walk away with the spy

Sith Inquisitor quest on Nar Shadda against a group of mercenaries.

 

Mercenary: And you brought a Sith along with you. How cute. Well you see these guys here? Their gonna crush you and your Sith!

 

*I pick the third option "Cute?"*

 

My Sith Inquisitor: I'm not cute, I'm deadly!

 

It took me 15 minutes before I could stop laughing!:D:D:D

Maybe not the funniest, but the first time I really laughed out loud was heading into Lord Grathan's estate on Dromund Kaas, and picking up the quest from the guy with the Scottish accent as you go across the bridge. He tells you that Lord Grathan is into a bunch of mad scientist stuff, ray guns, turrets, ergonomic chairs....

The scene with Feylara... that... that was just fantastic throughout. Had me in tears.

Doing Esseles on an alt with another guildmate in vent. Talking about how he'll finally get to see what happens if we leave the Ambassador behind (he never wins that roll when we do it on HM), blah blah. We start the conversation, then, this...

 

 

Such a bizarre bug, but the slipping animation is just so detailed...how does this happen I want to know, but I couldn't stop laughing for a while.

He tells you that Lord Grathan is into a bunch of mad scientist stuff, ray guns, turrets, ergonomic chairs....

 

LOL, I loved that.

 

It's a minor thing, but still made me snicker... On Balmorra (Empire), we got a quest to replace some comm units with identical ones rigged to explode. The quest giver had one of each (normal and explosive) sitting out to demonstrate, I guess, how good a job they'd done rigging them to look innocent. My BH had an option to point out that storing them together was a bad idea. Her actual comment was to the effect of, "If you're going to keep them close together like that, maybe you should put stickers on them or something." I think "putting a sticker on it" is going to be a running joke between my friend and I for a while.

"That was... unexpected."

I actually did laugh out loud.

Kellian Jarro: You will drop your weapons and surrender to me.

 

Skradin: You will realize what a complete idiot you are.

 

And during Vette's storyline

 

Isaac: I would look fantastic in one of your outfits! Am I hired?

Edited January 10, 2012 by Ardim

Entering Vosh with my BH, meet with Ambassador Yoran and then realise...wait, that is my rl name!

Starting off the main questline on Taris there's a young Sith woman there who you're sort of competing against who can more efficiently execute tasks for the Sith lord in command.

 

Thing is my character looks almost the exact same as this woman. Same bodysize, roughly same face just with different makeup and no frown, same hairstyle with only slightly different color. Considering she shows up all along the main taris storylines, I couldn't help but feel connected to her in an amusing way. This as well was right after Mako had found out she had an older sister who looked a lot like herself.

 

Anyways, I hope the Sith lady shows up again somewhere. She had a lot more presence in the story line that most other characters has had so far.

When I was in the Open Beta I was working on the Taris series with my Operative and this stood out to me:

 

 

 

on my jug i was fighting an assassin at the sarlacc pit on tat when i force pushed her into it and she pulled me right before we both died i sacred my dog i was laughing so hard

Maybe not the funniest, but the first time I really laughed out loud was heading into Lord Grathan's estate on Dromund Kaas, and picking up the quest from the guy with the Scottish accent as you go across the bridge. He tells you that Lord Grathan is into a bunch of mad scientist stuff, ray guns, turrets, ergonomic chairs....

 

This was hilarious. However, as a Scotsman, I must tell you that his accent was Welsh!

 

Another epic moment is when Darth Zash asks the Inquisitor how they got a holocron from one of the tombs on Korriban;

 

" How did you release the holocron?"

"I performed a complex ritual in which I had to sacrifice and eat the hearts of several Tu'kata."

" Really? Didn't work when I tried it..." (Something to that effect)

Edited January 10, 2012 by Wegabe_Awock

I love the comments your companions make during space battles. My current top two are from Kira during the mission where you have to take out the fighters while in an asteroid field, the name escapes me at the moment.

 

The first one is, "This is your plan, really!" as I dive toward two rather large asteroids. The other I have only heard once, after some particularly bad flying Kira told me too "Let T7 drive."

I love the comments your companions make during space battles. My current top two are from Kira during the mission where you have to take out the fighters while in an asteroid field, the name escapes me at the moment.

 

The first one is, "This is your plan, really!" as I dive toward two rather large asteroids. The other I have only heard once, after some particularly bad flying Kira told me too "Let T7 drive."

 

Oh yeah I remember that sequence where you fly between two large Asteroids. Mako replied to me with "Cant we just go around it?"

 

But my favorite companion when it comes to commens in combat and such is Gault:

 

Finishing a battle: "Thank you, thank you, I will be signing autographs after the smoke clears"

 

Starting battle: "I think I knocked them crosseyed"

 

Starting battle: "You fight them, ill cheer, deal?"

 

And my personal favorite is sometimes when you finish a quest: "I am clearly not a bad enough influence on you"

There's a lot of moments that I found really funny playing my smuggler. I recorded a few of my favorite there

 

In there, my faves are

"A blaster's faster - heh that rhymed" and "See Grall, PROBLEM SOLVED"

 

I've also been playing as an imperial agent with a friend that's rolling a bounty hunter and some of the things he say are just to die for.

During the Sith warrior storyline on Corellia.

 

When you reach the assassin droid.

 

the warrior says.

 

(Lie) Darth Baras does no longer wish you to assassinate that man.

 

Droid : Confimation from the contractor required.

 

Warr: Be my guest.

 

Droid summons Baras' holo.

 

Darth Baras : What do you want droid?!

 

Droid : I was told by your sith apperentice that you no longer want me to assassinate the target.

 

Darth Baras : I've never made such claim... Wait what sith had told you that?

* the holo of Baras turns around and notices the warrior*

Darh Baras : You...

 

warrior : Oops...Sorry... Did I do something wrong my old master?

 

Darth Baras : That's not even amusing.

 

The whole thing literally cracked me up and I'm still thinking about it to this very moment.

Edited January 12, 2012 by Deshiel

As the Bounty Hunter, there are so many hilarious ones...

 

For example on Alderaan, where you have to meet that one noble. He doesn't want to talk to one of your kind, because you aren't a noble and all. So you can punch him in the face once. Then a little later, you get the option to beat him into a complete pulp (and you get affection with Mako for doing it ). When you return to your contractor, he will comment that he likes the way you work.

 

And then later, ANYthing Darth Tormen does is just sheer awesome. He just walks around, randomly choking people to their deaths

Options are that he will choke you for killing what's his when you first are supposed to meet him (but he will restrain himself because you're useful). Then when his ship is attacked, he will come to the bridge at the end of the mission. He will give a group of Republic boarders a HUGE Force Push, they literally fly away. And then he chokes the remaining officers on the bridge to death because the captain died and they didn't... LOL

And then on Corellia, he will choke the Prime Minister to death, and the Bounty Hunter can say something like "So, that how you end all your business relations?"

 

And one final, from my Sith Warrior: One the mission where you pick up the spy on Kaas, you can tell the gangsters that you will "Kill them and eat them", and you can follow that up with "Don't you eat what you kill?". To top it, the officer complements you on your bluff and you get the option "I was serious."

Yeah I did that. It was cool but not as much as trolling Darth Baras lol.

 

Another funny situation happened on Corellia.

 

When my warr went to stop the last assassin. He was stoped by a squad of imperial troopers in disguise as rebels. they intercepted him and had republic cameras above thier heads, so the rebel commander was like

 

"Psst...My lord, this is a republic facility, you can't be here."

 

then the warrior gets the option either to kill em, or to help them retain thier cover.

 

It was pretty funny sight. A sith lord in an fierce looking armor comes in and claims that he surrenders.

 

the commander says. good that you've came to your senses and orders others to detain you.

then the warrior shots his hands in the air and walks away with the rebel escort.

 

It was like a bad movie scene with bad acting and everything lol.

Edited January 13, 2012 by Deshiel

I think my funniest moment so far was when i was on Kaas. There is a mission with a guy that opens with a line something like this. "My men were scheming something behind my back, so naturally i had them all killed. How was i to know they were planning a surprise party for me?!"

 

I instently creased up with laughter at this. Even now it still makes me chuckle.

 

I love this quest giver he is a paranoid genius

My team did hardmode black talon. We killed the padawan, and then thought, "Well we can give the bonus boss robot a try". As you know, the flashpoint is actually completed when you defeat the Jedi. So we fought the robot, got him low in health, then the robot got mad and killed us all. Then my DoTs killed the robot, pretty much tightest kill you can get.

 

However, since the flashpoint was actually completed already, none of us could get back inside to pick up the loot. I thought this was hilarious.