Staavis_SC Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Ok, I am well aware of the "no politics" rule on the forums. However, this is a story about a political body's response to a Star Wars themed petition, and though I am no fan of the administration, even I got some chuckles from their response, and would like to share it here: http://www.kgw.com/entertainment/186635991.html Official White House Response to Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016. This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For By Paul Shawcross The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons: •The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it. •The Administration does not support blowing up planets. •Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship? However, look carefully (here's how) and you'll notice something already floating in the sky -- that's no Moon, it's a Space Station! Yes, we already have a giant, football field-sized International Space Station in orbit around the Earth that's helping us learn how humans can live and thrive in space for long durations. The Space Station has six astronauts -- American, Russian, and Canadian -- living in it right now, conducting research, learning how to live and work in space over long periods of time, routinely welcoming visiting spacecraft and repairing onboard garbage mashers, etc. We've also got two robot science labs -- one wielding a laser -- roving around Mars, looking at whether life ever existed on the Red Planet. Keep in mind, space is no longer just government-only. Private American companies, through NASA's Commercial Crew and Cargo Program Office (C3PO), are ferrying cargo -- and soon, crew -- to space for NASA, and are pursuing human missions to the Moon this decade. Even though the United States doesn't have anything that can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, we've got two spacecraft leaving the Solar System and we're building a probe that will fly to the exterior layers of the Sun. We are discovering hundreds of new planets in other star systems and building a much more powerful successor to the Hubble Space Telescope that will see back to the early days of the universe. We don't have a Death Star, but we do have floating robot assistants on the Space Station, a President who knows his way around a light saber and advanced (marshmallow) cannon, and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, which is supporting research on building Luke's arm, floating droids, and quadruped walkers. We are living in the future! Enjoy it. Or better yet, help build it by pursuing a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field. The President has held the first-ever White House science fairs and Astronomy Night on the South Lawn because he knows these domains are critical to our country's future, and to ensuring the United States continues leading the world in doing big things. If you do pursue a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field, the Force will be with us! Remember, the Death Star's power to destroy a planet, or even a whole star system, is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Paul Shawcross is Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alericus Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 brilliant letter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_biddan_ Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 brilliant! *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshthecook Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 That is awesome! I loved the part about the obvious design flaw. Kudo's to the Obama administration for that response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spencer_ Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 And here I thought the Government didn't have a sense of humor. Best thing I've read today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHunterC Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Lol that's awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithilwen Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Haha! thanks for sharing, that's a funny letter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
errant_knight Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Lol! Thanks for sharing! I heard about this and was going to look it up. It's great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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