At the end of the Makeb storyline for Republic, you are the huge hero, etc. and you talk to Lembda (w/e her name) and she told my male trooper:

 

 

"Here's my personal holo-number. Call it constantly."

 

Ha! Why didn't my knight get that line??

After receiving some enthusiastic praise from Guss in a private conversation, my Gunslinger said, "Well, I hate to brag, but... oh, who am I kidding? I love to brag!"

 

As an added bonus, Guss liked it, too.

Wow, Skasge is a jerk. A hilarious jerk.

 

I also like his battle cry, "You're gonna look good dead!"

 

It may not be quite enough to redeem him in my eyes, but he does have some good dialogue.

I heard someone in a War Zone say "As a former US Marine I can honestly say actual combat is more fun then this"

 

Oh you mean a line from an NPC? Probably when they called Moff Kilran ugly

"I've been looking all over Tatooine for an earwax remover and shiny globe salesman!"

 

"The Empire backed out of a perfectly good war to hide behind a piece of paper!"

Smuggler: This started out as just a job for the republic, but I'm one of you now. I've felt the wrath of the hutts, the rumble of a ground quake.

Random Audience girl: I love you!

Smuggler: Right back atcha, gorgeous.

 

and then, there's this great one

 

Talos: "These light bridges. They've never been known to short out, have they?

corso: you think about it all? that craziness back on tatooine? what makes a person desperate enough to start seeing his fellow men as ... meat?

 

smuggler: if we ever resort to cannibalism, i've got dibs on risha

 

corso: captain! that's horrible! ... you're going to share, right?

corso: you think about it all? that craziness back on tatooine? what makes a person desperate enough to start seeing his fellow men as ... meat?

 

smuggler: if we ever resort to cannibalism, i've got dibs on risha

 

corso: captain! that's horrible! ... you're going to share, right?

On Tatooine, republic side:

 

Customer: This droid you sold me is a hunk of junk! I want a refund!

Jawa Vendor: No refunds!

Customer: Come on, the thing's vocabulator went out within 20 minutes of my getting home!

Jawa Vendor: Vocabulator not broken! Is feature!

Customer: How is that a feature? Honestly, what good is a protocol droid that can't even talk?

Edited May 3, 2013 by Stebbinn

On Tatooine, republic side:

 

Customer: This droid you sold me is a hunk of junk! I want a refund!

Jawa Vendor: No refunds!

Customer: Come on, the thing's vocabulator went out within 20 minutes of my getting home!

Jawa Vendor: Vocabulator not broken! Is feature!

Customer: How is that a feature? Honestly, what good is a protocol droid that can't even talk?

I swear, every time I hear that, I think someone at BiowarEA is trolling us...

 

Also, random idle conversation when you right-click Vette enough...

 

"Nest time we stop to rest, I'm going to get my lekku buffed."

 

So completely random.

Somehow, the "Why do I get the feeling we're about to add 'battle station demolitionist' to our resumes?" line always cracks me up. It's just such a long-winded way of saying "You actually want us to blow Hammer Station up?" Bonus points if your character does the "grimace and wave hands in front of chest" gesture while saying it.

 

Also the "You = great Republic hero! \\ Socialization circuits = overheating!" or something like that. Heck, 95% of what the astromech droids say is very amusing. The "You = hurry to Carrick Station + teach Mandalorians manners" is another one.

 

Then there's also when you defeat the final antagonist of the Trooper storyline on Corellia, and choose to shoot him. A Republic trooper squad comes in and says (paraphrased):

"Major! We've come in to assist you in taking down your target!" *notices dead body*

"Oh..." *points at body* "Is that...him?"

 

For the Imp side, there's the line "I bet Imperials would taste pretty good with a little gaucho sauce" which makes the Imp say "You aliens just think you're so funny, do you?" Ah...the Imps' disdain for aliens...

Edited May 14, 2013 by HandOfKane

Starting area when you bring Yalt's wife his head.

 

has his wife runs away the options for dialog are funny, just wish his wife would have said what's in the bag.

Edited May 9, 2013 by JediJonesJr

I don't know if these have been posted already, as I can't skim through over 100 pages to find out but if they're not, they should be!

 

Sith warrior upon arriving at the fleet the first time, "maybe we can do this as partners?"

Vette: "suuure, me and my buddy the sith. Nobody's gonna pick on ME at school"

 

And inquisitor after killing Darth skotia and going back to his office:

Inquisitor: "actually, it was I who killed him"

Investigator guy: "see? I told you she wouldn't tell you"

 

These always get me rolling

I wasn't going to roll a BH ever, but after scouring this thread, I totally have to roll one!

I don't know about you guys, but i laught so hard when i told that paranoic guy on dromund kaas, the one that killed his whole troop cause they wanted to surprise him and i'm like " you... killed your own people..." , the way you say it is EPIC!!! )) Edited May 11, 2013 by Xords

I wasn't going to roll a BH ever, but after scouring this thread, I totally have to roll one!

 

Don't forget making a smuggler!

(after the prologue)

 

Darth Baras:

I must convene with the Emperor and inform him of your progress. This shuttle pass will take you to Dromund Kaas. Meet me at the Citadel there.

 

Sith Warrior:

Tell the Emperor I say hello.

 

Darth Baras:

I'm sure he'll be thrilled.

Smuggler, to the corrupt imperial on Balmorra- (Or something similair)

 

 

 

I have no idea why, but during the Agent questline on Alderaan, the way Baron Peyar suddenly SNAPPED at the Baroness and smacked her down, simply made me lose my ****.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fZuq00043s

 

It's literally a "SIT DOWN" moment.

Edited May 20, 2013 by GhostDrone

At the end of the Makeb storyline for Republic, you are the huge hero, etc. and you talk to Lembda (w/e her name) and she told my male trooper:

 

 

"Here's my personal holo-number. Call it constantly."

 

I feel a terrible song coming on... must... resist...!

This thread is so long, I am not sure if this was already posted, but this is one of my favourite dialogues with the Sith Inquisitor:

 

Iannos Tyrek: "But--there's also a good chance the serum will kill you. I mean, it was designed for Colicoids, not humans!"

 

Inquisitor: How do you know I'm not a Colicoid?

 

The way the Inquisitor delivers the line and the facial expression really make this

Khem Val upon entering the cantina on Tatooine: "People say I have a great sabacc face. That's a joke. I hate sabacc."

I always laugh when Elara says (with medical-soldier-calm voice): "Enemy livesigns are NIL, sir!"

 

It makes me laugh when she says that about droid enemies. They didn't have lifesigns to begin with.

Smuggler upon first taking a space mission and the call sign:

 

I want to be called cracker-jack! Wait, that sounded better in my head.

I have no idea why, but during the Agent questline on Alderaan, the way Baron Peyar suddenly SNAPPED at the Baroness and smacked her down, simply made me lose my ****.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fZuq00043s

 

It's literally a "SIT DOWN" moment.

 

OMG I feel so bad laughing at that.