Beniboybling Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Come to the Dark Side http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/Megamagicman88/I0VMpc1347639744.jpg Ha ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakobpoop Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Come to the Dark Side http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/Megamagicman88/I0VMpc1347639744.jpg lol xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atramar Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Darth Baras doesnt move. Planet is moving under his feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 It was Darth Baras he left Hammer Station to drift into a sun - he didn't want anyone to find out that they used to launch him into planets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 When Darth Baras uses his "Voice of the Emperor" power, he's yelling "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 When Darth Baras uses his "Voice of the Emperor" power, he's yelling "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!!" Pure epic win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 If you kill Baras, his skin is sent to the medical stations for healing of burn victims. His skin would go on to help heal every member of the Empire that suffered burn injuries. Gruesome, but effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palar Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Baras' Force attunement is greater than most, for one reason - he's gone beyond midichlorians to maxichlorians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerJediRanger Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 When Baras screams, people on Hoth hears him. Then they find out he screamed because they ran out of cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyjeb Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I just heard a rumor in the Dromund Kass cantina that 30 years ago the emperor, wishing to celebrate the festive season, ordered that a large life size figure be made of milk chocolate. The imperial confectionists,sadly, misjudged the amount of chocolate they used and presently a large round man shaped ball of chocolate to the emperor. The emperor, desiring to eat it, was suddenly told by the darkside to make it a suit of armour that would prevent it from melting and losing its shape. The emperor did this and the chocolate fat figure was encassed in a metal suit. The dark side then communcated that they will gift this chocolate confection with a life and thought. The emperor then was asked to give it a name and he choose "Baras" as the emperors original reason for creating this confection was to market it empire wide with the catchy slogan: "Chocolate bar'as smooth as the emperor's walk." The question being asked is whether the emperor placed a big bag of milk chocolate buttons inside baras and whether anyone has even found them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andge Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) Darth Baras; "My Emperor. What an esteemed honor it is to finally be in the presence of your Exellency". The Emperor; "Son of a bantha! The jokes on the swtor-forum weren't lying! Where's my camera?!" Darth Baras; "My lord?" Edited September 17, 2012 by Andge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laicamir Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) Darth Baras didn't need to rig the pipes on Nar-Shaddar, his walking passed for a groundquake. The Dark Council, enacting the will of the almighty Sith Emperor, are pleased to announce that due to the lack of space in the imperial citadel due to the presence of one, Darth Baras, work has begun on the new Kass City Expansion. Edited September 17, 2012 by Laicamir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imperialmerc Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 When Darth Baras walked into a bar on Nar Shaddaa the music stopped and Karagga the Unyeilding yelled out "Damn! That guy is FAT!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oragummi Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 (edited) Darth Baras is so big his real name should be "Darth Bear A**" Edited September 20, 2012 by Oragummi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LusanKieva Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Darth Vader = Invader Darth Sidious = Insidious Darth Baras = ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Darth Vader = Invader Darth Sidious = Insidious Darth Baras = ? Darth Baras= Fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Darth Baras is starring in a new production of "Moon Over Kaas City". He plays the Moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malles Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 The Empire held Coruscant hostage by threatening to make Darth Baras Force Leap onto the Senate Building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laicamir Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 The Empire held Coruscant hostage by threatening to make Darth Baras Force Leap onto the Senate Building. The situation was resolved when the Republic realised anything that sise would not be leaping anywhere, force or no force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 I used to play sw in one of the betas. I complained that the game is too dark. Now I realize that it was just Baras eclipsing all light like any massive enough object. I should have complemented Bioware instead that their engine can simulate the physical effects of black holes distorting light so well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_biddan_ Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 darth baras is so fat that his force scream is a force cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionflash Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 (edited) Darth Baras is so fat they had to consolidate The Fat Man server just to make space. bam. Edited September 21, 2012 by Lionflash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oggthebase Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Darth Baras is so fat that if Yoda was trying to lift him with the Force, he would say "Do not or do not. There is no do". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SveinEternity Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 (edited) Baras was near invincible because all his fat blocked any saber attacks Edited September 22, 2012 by SveinEternity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 (edited) Imagine the effect that Gallagher's Sledge-O-Matic would have on Darth Baras..... Edited July 25, 2015 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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