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11.23.2015 , 04:58 PM | #49
Oh, Theron's deeply in the unlucky-lucky camp. As for Marr, I'm horribly afraid FCD companions will continue not to die despite the terms of the new world, such that FCD is even safer than the world whose safety it was originally meant to spoof, and I'm...kind of okay with that.

BABY BLIZZ runs up to a knot of children. He is waving a broad blue paper excitedly.
BABY ANDRONIKOS: What’ve you got there, little guy?
BABY BLIZZ: [incomprehensible jabbering]
BABY TANNO VIK: No.
BABY BLIZZ: [incomprehensible jabbering!]
BABY ANDRONIKOS: The whole daycare?
BABY VECTOR: Into a rocket ship?
BABY BLIZZ begins a complex series of hand motions that seem to describe launching the daycare-ship into orbit, blowing up the Eternal Fleet that hangs in the distant upper atmosphere, and going forth to unspecified great things.
BABY VECTOR: The nest tells us this may be viable. We have several notable engineers that can help.
BABY TANNO VIK: You realize there’s only one of you, right?
BABY VECTOR: It looks like we already have most of what we need…
KHEM VAL: No.
BABIES VECTOR, TANNO VIK, and ANDRONIKOS jump.
BABY ANDRONIKOS: You really know how to ruin a good plan, Mr. Khem Val.
BABY BLIZZ:[incomprehensible jabbering]

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BABY DOC: Skadge!
BABY SKADGE grunts.
BABY DOC, unfazed: I have a business proposal for you!
BABY SKADGE: No business.
BABY DOC: I was just thinking. If you could just tell me in advance when you're going to beat up the other children, I can rescue them.
BABY SKADGE: You. Runt. Rescue. From me.
BABY DOC: Yep! The ladies will love it! Love me!
BABY SKADGE knocks BABY DOC over with one meaty fist, and proceeds to sit on him.
BABY DOC, wheezing: This wasn't part of our deal!
BABY SKADGE: This is a better deal.
BABY KIRA wanders by.
BABY KIRA: Hey, Doc. Having trouble?
BABY DOC: yes
BABY KIRA: Would you even say you…need rescuing?
BABY DOC: yes, darn it
BABY KIRA: Ask nicely.
BABY DOC: Can’t. Too many broken ribs. gasp You gotta get me out of here!
BABY SKADGE shifts to trap BABY DOC’s one free arm. BABY KIRA makes a dangerous face and starts a mild Force push.
BABY SKADGE: Fine, fine. Stoopid Jedi.
BABY DOC: Great Jedi. Best Jedi. cough I think I need a doctor.
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