You got it! You look up from your estate on Alderaan, and make a wish upon a star. Though that is a rather large star. As a matter of fact, it looks like a small moon...
I wish I DID have the ship droids to paint my room, and devise meal plans, and do all the crap work around my house.
Granted, but they're crap at it and they won't stop saying the same two sentences over and over, driving you mad in the process.
I wish to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women.