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01.10.2014 , 05:14 PM | #433
In other news:

"Lately the Sith Empire have had to make drastic cuts in it's planet-killer super weapons programme, however with the increasing need to silence republic worlds and dissident imperial colonies, high command have resorted to a simple but effective experimental strategy of throwing morbidly obese Sith lord: Darth Baras out of the airlock from orbit over the target planet's surface, it is said that the resulting impact is estimated to have an asteroid effect on the planets environment, essentially dooming all life there to painful, drawn-out period of worldwide extinction. Our boys and girls at the R&D department have done it again!"