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Xakthul
11.15.2013 , 05:10 PM | #888
Quote: Originally Posted by Tatile View Post
BEHOLD THE MIGHTY BATTLE THONG.

For many long years, the Battle Thong has been an armour piece solely for women fighters but NO MORE! No more will men be forced to wear substandard armour in the name of "fashion". Now LIBERATED! Men can enjoy the free and easy movement of the Battle Thong! No more annoying trousers, getting in the way of your rippling thigh muscles. No more pinching of plate mail to your intimate areas.

Battle Thong comes in three sizes: Big, Large, and BigMcLargeHuge.
Battle Thong is available in a range of colours! "Blood of Thine Enemies" and "GUN"
Ave!

/5char
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