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08.23.2013 , 10:56 PM | #661
1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I am Audona Alenko. Bio-chemist, Bio-engineer, graduate of the Sith Sci-Academy with high honor. Why Czerka? My answer is simple. Czerka pays the most cred's for the brightest talent. Pay me enough and I'll work for you without questions and provide you with better results than you require.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

1). I was the woman that bought fame to Mylanta Industries by splitting the Ragnoorok atom into 4 equal quad spectrums. The bonus on that was more credits than most bio-sci's make in 10 years. Unfortunately, the deaths of the volunteers was... unavoidable.

2). I know how to mix the most complex demi-demond fluoroscopic flora with base 2 animal proteins (such as varren crosspecies 2B-12 and Vorcha species WRZ). It's a complex formula. You in HR won't understand so I won't bother explaining in this medium. And yes, my work is patented. But I'm willing to sell the patent... for a price.

3). I've worked in cross-species feeding paradigms throughout my career. In fact, I was the first to research this wondrous product and bring it to the Zimbuta market (Cartel's competitor). Is it cannibalism or viable food source for the poor of the universe? I have no idea, nor do I care. Hire me and I'll share my secrets to end hunger across the galaxy. No stomach will be empty once my breed by design food source comes to market. Czerka could be the company to put my universal feed product in every sky food cart and cantina across the galaxy.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

This question is absurd. Boogle me on the galaxy net. I always do whatever it takes to get the job done. I have a proven track record of providing the highest quality products, oftentimes exceeding expectations of my clients. I'm insured, so should any deaths or accidents occur, there's no repercussion to my bankrolling mentors. You would not be sued under any circumstance.... including death, dismemberment, or permanent handicap to "volunteer" workers and/or staff.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

Of course I have a moral compass. I always do what's best for me. Pay me enough, and I'll do what's best for you.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

I'd send my colleague a very-note of course. After I'd left the area, arrived at my destination, relaxed, showered and changed. Another absurd question. You can't be too careful and I believe in helping my fellow bio-sci out.
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