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08.02.2013 , 05:22 AM | #597
Position: Security officer

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I am sith and the wrath of the emperor, however of late this is not enough, I have defeated all my enemies and am bored.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

I chocked a room full of people all at the same time.
I defeated Darth Baras and took my rightful place as the wrath of the emperor.
I saved the planet makeb and made the empire strong again.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

Anything and everything provided it includes slaughtering everything in my path.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

I do have a strong moral compass, unfortunately it is permanently broken, tell me there is something to kill and it shall be done.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

I would position myself in a place where i can watch it unfold so that I could enjoy any destruction and death.

P.S Refusal of my application will result in you receiving my full attention and i shall unleash the full extent of power of the emperors wrath. Have a nice day