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07.24.2013 , 09:07 AM | #531
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Join the Czerka team! Please fill out the following application and respond in this thread to be considered for the open positions listed here.

CZ-198 Application

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?
application for security officer.

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

Greetings, i am known as Rheboz, a mercenary, a hunter, a fighter and a warrior. I am sick and tired of working for these imperial children. Constantly being watched by those damned Intelligence agents, they think i cant see them but i do! one day im killing them all! meanwhile im constantly in the position of being betrayed by those sith lords that hire me to do jobs to fullfill their tiny little power plays. Me intimidated by those shiny tiny little lightsabers? NEVER! As you can see i am not happy with my current employers, and i am hoping that czerka will be a far better option to utilize my skills.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

1. Defeating Darth Tormen in his own game! executing that sith was so much fun!
2. Executing The House of Girard on alderaan. Beautifull screams of pain, beautifull i tell you! i still have the screams on holodisk somewhere.
3. Earning 21.000.000 Credits! The Death i have caused with those credits, very pleasing!

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

i do whatever it takes to keep myself alive and rich! Including betraying Sith and executing rich people. Darth tormen hired me to kill or capture certain republic figure heads so that he could get me close to the chancelor of that blasted republic to kill him. I went to belsavis, voss and correlia to kill those republic idealists and i succeeded. Following these events the chancelor decided to fly to correlia with his own ship, the fool!
Darth Tormen used this oppurtinity and sended me to kill the old man. After killing all the republic troops on that ship and finally getting to the chancelor. the chancelor decided that he wanted to talk to me. He offered me full immunity to those so called crimes against his republic in return for killing Darth Tormen. I Knew that Sith was going to betray me so i accepted the offer and charged towards Darth Tormen. He thinks he can beat me in a fight? He was wrong, his face was absoluty priceless. The shame that fell over him, wonderfull!

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

As long as you guys are paying and im killing im perfectly happy with doing anything! i also take this chance to ask czerka the favor of allowing me to burn people when i get the chance! Great and Magnificent fire.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

First of all let me say that this would have never happend if already hired me as a security officer. This expermient should be subdued and not killed, czerka employees don't outweigh the value of this experiment. My experience with subdueing potentials threaths is excellent. I would stun it with my electronic dart and followed by that i would freeze it with my carbonizing spray. After that i would contact my superiors and notfiy them of these events, followed by the suggestion to take the expirement to a village on a remote world and let wonderfull death arise. ofcourse i also want to join the expirement in this beautifull rampage.

Dear Czerka,

I hope you enjoyed this with great interest, and will allow me to become part of your family.

Or be burned by great and magnifent fire.

Sincerely,
Rheboz