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07.18.2013 , 03:30 PM | #413
CZ-198 Application

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

My name is Sarathis and I punch things in the face.

I would like to join the Czerka security force because I believe being a part of the Czerka family would allow me to travel to exotic planets, meet new people of different races, and punch them in the face.

I am proficient in many different weapons but my true talent lies in punching things. In the face. With my fist.

I also collect small holostatues of tauntauns.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)
I punched a gundark... in the face.
I punched a jawa... in the face. Kneeling was required.
I punched a hutt... in the face. This was one of my proudest moments as I am still alive to talk about it.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?
I was given the opportunity to accomplish each of those goals and did not hesitate when the moment was upon me. Only by seizing the chances life offers is one able to punch so many things in the face. Not once have I ever let adversity hold me back when it came to punching things in the face.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?
Ask the jawa I punched in the face if I hesitated to do so because he was much smaller than I was. That's your answer. Wait, I'm not sure he can use his jaw anymore... Ask his friends.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?
I wait to see if the experiment has a face. If so, I punch it in said face or equivalent feature and return it to its confines. Afterwards I submit a full verbal report to my superiors regarding the breach in security measures. With their permission I will seek out my "esteemed colleague" at the gathering and punch him in the face before escorting him to a "waiting room" to await "compulsory employee evaluation". Afterwards I enjoy complimentary cocktails and snacks, secure in the knowledge that I have helped uphold the good name of Czerka Corporation by punching things in the face.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

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