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07.17.2013 , 08:24 AM | #299
Q1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

A1. Blurp te bloop, bleep bloop bloop. Blurp blap.

Q2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

A2. Bleeeeeeep. Bloop te blee bloo. Blurp blap Blilran. Blurp blap Blalgus. Blurp blap Blemperor.

Q3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

A3. Bloop blap. Blurp blap blop. Bleep blop bloop. Bleep te blop bloop blurp blap bleep. Bloop bleep blop.

Q4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

A4. Blope.

Q5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

A5. Bloop blunk. Bleep bloop blap blop bloop bleep. Bleepo bleepo bleepo. Blou blow blop bly blean?