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07.16.2013 , 09:16 PM | #232
Quote: Originally Posted by Lethrian View Post
JOB - Organism Handler

CZ-198 Application - from URROD

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I is URROD! I is vonderful and smartestest being in all Galaxy. I want CZerka as mine family name becoz I no have family. I is URROD. URROD sound Scary. URROD CZerka sound Bloodcurdling!!!
I vant to be Organism Handler bacoz I handle all organizm eazy peazy! I handle Nexu wiz my big Cannon - "Olga" , I smash Sand Deamon with big Boom Grenade , I tear puny Ortolan elephant man nose with my hand and use as hat - keep ears warm.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

- I eat 54 Vercupti of sgazza boleruue in 30 minutes !!!
- Once I kiss beautifull Chevin girl. Here photo: Emily
- I rip 237 Ortolan nose in 1 day. Make stew! Eat goood!

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

I take Kazoo. With Kazoo make Ortolan mating noise. Ortolan elephant man come. I rip nose!

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

I no need compass. I haz Galactic Pozition Systema!

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

I eat cocktail and I eat snack. If the excrement try and eat my cocktail, I smash with my forck stick Make Shish Kebab later. Eat gooood!

I wait for family CZerca name very soon or I come to handle all you Organisms with my Big Canon Olga !

This is the best part of the whole thread. I was hee-hawing at "Emily."