Join the Czerka team! Please fill out the following application and respond in this thread to be considered for the open positions listed here.
1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?
Position of Security Officer
For starters, have you heard of Rogan ďThe ButcherĒ? Course not, reason being I had to take care of him a while back. How about this pretty little face on Ord Mantel named Syreena? She doubled crossed me and ended up 3 meters down in a snow bank on Hoth. Thatís right Czerka, I have single handedly saved the republic, all while juggling my relationships with a Coruscant Senator ((which will remain nameless unless the right amount of credits are floated my way)), a daughter of a crime lord and a warrior princess ((minus the nagging blonde girl crabbing about her life)).
Why should you know this? I get results, you need it, I get it. You want it, I have it. If you think of it, I already played with it. I can tell that Czerka does not take no for an answer, I can also tell you want a professional. Any back water gang such as The Blacksun can hire useless guns but I can tell that the Czerka family takes pride in their work.
2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)
Wow, tough one here. Do you know how hard it is just to list three after a life time of greatness? Well there was this one time, I had to jump on to this escape pod and landed on this frozen tundra type planet. At first I thought I was on Hoth. Anyways, our hero ((Thatís me if you forgot)) started to trek inwards and what did I find? This giant robot, what did I do you might ask? Well Iím here telling you this story so of course I defeated him. So after fighting that tin can, this fire frogdog, trying to solve this puzzle thingy and even fighting off these ancient Sith. I still had to defeat one more, this strange glowing guy who was bragging about his cradle back on Korriban ((what type of grown man still has a cradle?)); so as you can tell, I had to kick him in the scrumpies and save the universe. Does saving the universe count as one accomplishment?
Another one you might find impressive; her name is Risha and let me tell you. She is a frigid ice queen from Hoth and not even a hydro spanner can thaw her out enough to get something of emotional response worthy of cuddle time. But thatís right folks, our hero thawed Ms.Snowflake out and currently she is back on my ship making me some pie, I hear it is humble flavor.
3rd one that you might find worthy, Iím not a Jedi or a Sith. I know! Hard to swallow but those prima donnas with their little colored sabers waving around, fighting over a silly temple. Look, letís be honest, if you need some mystic mojo power to help you fight, then itís a safe bet you should not be fighting in the first place. Truth be told, why do something if there is no payday, am I right?
One more thing I wish to add about those force users, the only skirts that should be worn should be the sweet eye candy you might find at a cantina and not on a grown man mind tricking people to follow him back to his ship. Thatís just downright creepy!
4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?
My moral compass only points in one direction, Credits. Iím being paid for a service and by all means necessary I will finish the product that Iím being paid for. We are born nameless but it is up to us during our lifetime to create a name for ourselves and for that name to carry on into death; what does my name tell you? I will get the job done.
What if these acts are questionable? Would a sane man fight off a giant squid monster in a place that has been dubbed ďTerror From BeyondĒ, that alone is a questionable act and we still jump feet first; might as well get paid for it.
Let me ask you this, would you dare check out a leather wearing honey who can read your mind and wields a weapon that can cut a starcraft in half? That act is questionable and downright scary but here I am, drawn to those deathly curves of Satele Shan. Which reminds me, she still owes me dinnerÖ
5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?
A man canít achieve greatness on an empty stomach and he does need something to wash it down with. I think itís time for me to show you my softer side, we are family; right?
Yes I would put aside my favorite meal time to help out a family member, itís what family does. I understand they have worked so hard on that project, they have put so much effort into it and it would be such a heartbreaking waste to let it get ruined.
So after I saved the project and watched my drink come to room temperature. I would have a heart to heart with this family member. Explain to them that we are here for each other, then I would break down the fallout for this.
He will have to transfer all rights of the project over to me; Iím talking rights, title, ownership rights. I mean, I did save the project so it should be mine now. Family members mess up and we will always love them but itís clear that this family member needs to go back to the drawing board and let big brother take over. I might cut them in for some of the rewards but educational expression on their face as I sit here enjoying the wealthís of the project should be enough drive for them to make sure in the future they wonít drop the Hutt ball.
My name is Ceon Bellmaker and I approve this applicationÖ