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07.16.2013 , 01:45 PM | #23
1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I have a wide range of knowledge. I have degrees in Criminal Justice, Public Relations, Journalism and Photography. The skills that I have learned make me a great spy so it would be in the best interest for the Czerka family to hire me, so that the competitors don't snag me up and I spy on them. I also have skills in presenting all over and topics that include human sexuality, STD's, relationships and learning styles. I am able to talk in front of large groups about anything and answering all types of questions.

2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

I received three Bachelor's degrees and one Associates degree. I have also have overcome my family history of genetics and open to all types of enhancements. I underwent a heart upgrade(quadruple bypass) and also have a cybernetic pancreas (insulin pump) and am now in perfect health and ready for total Galactic Domination.

3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

To achieve my goals, I worked full time and went to school full time while also holding two part time positions. I made time for family and pets when needed, but work and Galactic Dominance comes first. Well after bacon and peanut butter.

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

Sometimes to get the job done, you have to work in the grey area. With my background in Public Relations, I can put a spin on it to make testing on Ortolans a good thing.

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

Get the people that I like out of the way and push the annoying colleagues in the way of the experiments. You only have to run faster than the slowest. A couple blaster shots to the knees and we are good to go.