Will you stop trying to make everything about Subscriber Exclusivity? Get over it. You weren't born special. You will probably never be special. You will probably be average like everyone else in the world. Deal with it like everyone else does who wanted to be special and never did.
Force your children into show business and live vicariously through them!
By your ignorance I assume you've never heard of "role players" and /or "feeling like a valued customer".