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04.28.2013 , 09:23 AM | #159
I know you're thinking "what if I'm not awesome enough to join Twisted Legends?" The fact of the matter is, if you're self-aware enough to be wondering that, you are most likely more than awesome enough! Let's go over the benefits of joining today:

1. Great group to play with at most times of day, every day of the week.
2. An experienced group of officers working very hard to make sure the members are given opportunities to experience the content they would like to experience.
3. Higher resale value on your house.*
4. More success with the ladies and/or the dudes.*
5. Get to experience a guild environment that often feels more like a night at the bar than sitting in your attic, alone, in front of a glowing screen.**

*Twisted Legends cannot guarantee these results, but members have reports such effects.
**This may just be the author. Maybe you play in a cybercafe or something, how should I know?!