Im giving the OP a generous
If you are so myopic you can't recognize a well written and concise itemization of the play-flaws in this game, just subsist with weak acknowledgements of your own laziness.
I agree with most of OP's criticisms... but, even more importantly, I energetically endorse this creative and amusing way of voicing those criticisms! Not a single childish /fail or "you suck", lazy, uneducated pretense in the whole thing! Kudos!!!