"You yanks call it a toilet, we call it a loo. You call it a trunk, we call it a boot. You pronounce it "erbs" while we pronounce it "herbs" ... because it's got a f***ing 'h' in it."
As an American, after hanging around with enough Englishmen (and Englishwomen), I've realized that the English spoken by The Queen's Subjects isn't quite the same English in the Land of the Free.
~ Eddie Izzard