Lol, nice analogy. But I'm sure MasterMe is just trying to placate him as much as I am.
If he is indeed a "troll" (I hate that word and it's very rude to use in the internet community, just so you know), then you, MasterMe, are feeding the trool, which is just as bad.
But seriously, lets just put this behind us and get on with the tournament - I don't want to put a downer on the proceedings and we needn't have this argument.
I just hope everyone believe me when I say I am not biased in my decision making. The whole idea of the points system is to help me remain impartial.