I nominate Agapex. Not only is he a kind and caring soul, but he's willing to train people his ways.
He's a pretty decent powertech, but more importantly he will teach you to troll like no other. He will tell you exactly how to insult bad players. He'll teach you to throw away all grammar, spelling and punctuation; the way real trolls spew their hate.
Put his name up there in a sarcastic fashion.
I nominate this post for best post of the year award........If we had such a nomination this would be mine!!!