He wasn't even trying and he was laughing the entire time, even taunting Yoda by feinting some sense of danger, you need to look up your facts and stop dismissing canon facts with an opinion.
I am not making things up, you just don't know your lore, catch up.
You are making things up, and you need to be honest about when something is a fact, and when something is your interpretation of facts.
Once again, if Sidious could have killed Yoda, he would. You cannot dispute that.
And Sidious did not kill Yoda. You cannot dispute that.
I know you love being a querulant, but come on, there must be a limit.