OP.. you'll first hear telephone ringing, and then slowly she will crawl out from your monitor... hands first, then head, then ... *smuck smuck* she kisses you !
hint: japanese horror movie The Ring.
This is even worse. I am middle aged and not in really great shape (I know its a surprise because most MMO gamers have the physique of Olympic athletes) and I might not be able to keep up with her.
What is the penalty for being bad in bed with a Jedi?