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11.16.2012 , 05:44 PM | #1
WARNING: The following announcement may contain content that is not suitable for girly-men.
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Coming Soon!: The Nar Shaddaa FIGHT CLUB
Monday nights; 9pm, near the Violet Lounge

Come one, come all to the NEW Nar Shaddaa Fight Club, Promenade Chapter! Republic or Imperial, Jedi or Sith, man or woman, we don't care! Come beat friends and family senseless!

Life in the Galaxy got you down? Living in a warzone got you stressed? Recent medical findings from DalaLLC have shown that nothing has a better effect on Life, the Universe, and Everything than exercise, social interaction, and healthy competition. But in a Galaxy at War, it's hard to find the time to blow off the steam.

Don't worry, we've gotcha covered.

The Nar Shaddaa FIGHT CLUB, located on the Promenade, will be meeting every monday night to beat out that frustration!

The effect of weekly meeting involving the practice of some martial skill is incredible on the mind, body, and soul. Its even a part of the way of life to many alien species. Though some doubt the positive effects of a healthy asskicking, those who have tried it swear by it. Just listen to the testimonials!

"I was born a rodian, and as rodians, we are sadly devoid of glorious beards. After three weeks of regular FIGHT CLUB, I am the first rodian MAN!"
-Greetok Slubgum-

"I've never seen so many shirtless, burly men in one place! So much hot, sweaty action! I-I think I need to sit down!"
-Missy Tookreelala-

"Get lost, punk."
-Froavi Dowjanar-

There's prizes!
1st Place - 100k

2nd Place - 50k

3rd Place- 25k

Fisticuffs Winner: 25k

The buy-in for the main event championship is 10k.

1. PvP armor is allowed /only/ for the main event.
2. No random duels in the main arena - take all side-dueling outside, and after the fight.
3. Be respectful.
4. Fisticuffs is for fun, please keep it that way.
5. Three-time champs must retire for a week to allow new champs to claim the title.

Small business owner? Trade Conglomerate? WE HAVE ADVERTISTING SLOTS AVAILABLE! Ask now how you can have YOUR COMPANY broadcast to MILLIONS of FIGHT CLUB enthusiasts!

*{Golden Undergarments not included)

Captain Malone Valechi