I at least, am not joking in this thread. I hope you won't take this the wrong way but are you completely unfamiliar with (among other things) almost all vampire paranormal romance? Same thing, just a little cruder (won't get into people who like vore, that's a whole other kink).
Yes I'm aware of the lame vampire thing, however atleast vamps look human and they suck. Khem is an ugly beast! Just look at his toe nails!